coyotesuspect: (stock: lesbian)
Okay, you know how I say I don't like/am generally ambivalent to porn? That kind of changes when it's girl!smut. Maybe I just don't like penises.

Anyway! come play with us!


You can prompt up until August 1st. Fulfilling prompts, however, will go on for an unlimited amount of time.

The next round of the Supernatural Femmeslash Exchange starts August 1st - make sure to sign up if you're interested!


Also relevant:

I've already written like 5,000 words of fluffy, plotless, obscure RPF college AU. Because my brain hates me. e___e

Other things:
1) I saw Inception yesterday! It was great. I have a giant, bizarre theory about it which I will post later.

2) Today was traumatizing. omg so traumatizing. Someone please hold me.

3) The laptop situation may have been resolved! (Yay!) But at the cost of my iPod. (Boo!)

I think I need a nap.
coyotesuspect: (ship: j2)
So, uh, I haven't really mentioned this to most people yet, but I signed up for [Poll #1579637]Thanks to everyone who has bothered to read these and fill out the poll. I realize I am sometimes insufferable, and I appreciate you all putting up with me.

coyotesuspect: (spn: missouri (come to a middle))
What the hell, self? I just realized I wrote the word "Marxian" instead of "Marxist" in my essay. How one presents a Marxian critique, I don't really know. But I assume it has to do with communist Martians.

Possibly this is a sign I've been up too long. But I have hammered out two rough drafts today! Yay! That means I have to pretty those two up, study for my only actual test, and write the last and longest of the essays. The fourth essay has already been turned in, and I aced my presentation on Tuesday. :D

So I may survive finals after all! Even though my laptop has broken. Again. 

This broken laptop thing is swiftly becoming a finals tradition.

But I shall just camp out in the study lounge and use the computers there. Oh yes, I will. 


I woke up yesterday morning, saw that it was raining pretty hard, muttered, "Why does God hate me?" and then rolled over and fell back asleep for a few hours. 

I'm not sure why that was my reaction, but then, you know, my laptop, so maybe there was something to my question after all.

My working theory is that s/he/it is just jealous of my pretty, pretty hair. 


The Art Festival what I've been helping to put together since January went spectacularly. I feel like I mentioned this in my drunk post. I feel like it bears repeating. Why are they putting me in charge of it next year?


I head home Saturday. I WILL BE DONE WITH MY FIRST YEAR OF COLLEGE HOLY CRAP. I'm taking the train home though, so that's exciting. 50 hour cross country train trip! EEEE! I will resemble a smelly hobo by the end, no doubt. 


I was going to linkspam with stuff I've been using to distract myself from finals with, but I'm too tired/lazy. So have my love instead.  ♥ ♥ ♥


[ profile] gold_bluepoint , [ profile] zempasuchil  if either of you see this, we should meet up on Thursday or Friday (or whenever you have time) and watch Supernatural or just drink tea or something together. Y/Y? I hope you're both surviving finals well. 

ETA: I just realized my professor has the due date for the essay as June 7, 2006. Ah, well. A bit late, then? Damn.
coyotesuspect: (dean: headache)
Professor: I watched a man drown once.
Entire class: D: 
Professor: *chuckles as if reminiscing fondly*
Entire class: *jerks away from professor*
Professor: I don't know why I chuckled at that.
Entire class: . . .
Professor: *chuckles again*


Mmm. School. Speaking of, guess what I'm not doing right now? That's right. School. Since yesterday I've written something like 5000 words of ridiculous J2 AU which is not any of the essays or fannish obligations I should be writing.

And, I'm just. I'm almost done. Maybe 1000 to another 2000 words, and it's been so long since I've actually written anything, let alone finished anything (hello oddly productive winter quarter!). That I don't even want to sleep, even though it actually hurts to look at my screen right now and I'll be incredibly busy the next two days because of the Art Festival.

So I'm breaking my hiatus to whine at you about my poor life decisions. Which are poor.

And I still can't write porn. Goddammit.


ETA: Have a poem:

The Blue Boat

How late the daylight edges
toward the northern night
as though journeying
in a blue boat, gilded in mussel shell

with, slung from its mast, a lantern
like our old idea of the soul

-Kathleen Jamie
coyotesuspect: (dean: this is not a good day)
Because I don't feel like ranting about what I'm actually upset about, have two completely unrelated rants!

To start with! There's a new SPN female character centric comm! Hey, that's great. I mean, we already have [ profile] kripkes_angels , but yeah, it can be kind of slow. Maybe a new comm will be just the kick in the pants this fandom needs to start writing and talking and iconing for all the awesome female characters show has killed off featured!



What is this new comm called?


spn. pussy. palace.

ooooooh guuuuurl )

Onto rant number two, oh hey! It's a political one!

Oh look at that wacky Tea Party! What are they up to now? Aw, they're getting their prized son Rand Paul to be the Republican nominee for Kentucky senator.

Rand (his first name presumably from that loathsome person and poor writer, Ayn Rand) said in his victory speech last night, "I have a message from the Tea Party. Washington is horribly broken. The Tea Party movement is a message to Washington that we are angry and we want to do things differently."

Yes. The American Public (TM) is apparently very frustrated with Washington right now. Of course, the American Public (TM) is always very frustrated with Washington.

But people, my people, what are you so frustrated about?

pull yourself up by your own bootstraps. it doesn't matter that i'm sitting on your head. )

I feel better now.
coyotesuspect: (kitty rawr!)
You know what's difficult?

Remixing your own fic. I have no idea what bits of dialogue I should keep, if any.

You know what's even more difficult?

Writing this damn humanities paper that is due in five hours.

Fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me.

In other news, I know who I'm voting for in 2012.

ETA: obligatory mention of [ profile] spn_fs_exchange sign ups, vagina, etc, etc, you know you want to.
coyotesuspect: (write or die)

So, many moons ago, (or a moon and a half ago, idek, something like that), I said: Someone should write a fic where Sam and Dean have to hunt down a "muse" that's been sucking people dry by making them forget everything else (food, sleep, friends) in the name of their art. She/he/it could also randomly decide to ditch the artist and leave them feeling broken and depressed because ~zomg~! Their inspiration has disappeared

[profile] cherie_morte then said the equivalent of, "Hey! I'll do it!"


And I danced with glee.

Then, she actually wrote it. She wrote it over a month ago. AND I DIDNT REALIZE IT UNTIL TONIGHT. OMG SELF. HOW SO FAILY?

But I just read it. And it's funny. And it's smart. And it's wincesty, if that's not your thing.

And if it is your thing, then you should go read it, too.

Sing, Heavenly Muse


Oh. And apparently there's this drabble meme going around. And I was like, "OH HAY WRITE ME DRABBLE PLZ," and didn't read the part where it said, "You also have to do this writing drabble thing." Blah blah blah. Fandom reciprocity cakes.


The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request a drabble of ANY pairing/character of their choosing (of ANY fandom) from me (with a prompt, if it pleases you to give me one). In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level.

A few notes:

1) If you want a drabble, you do not have to do the meme. I am not holding you to any level of fandom reciprocity.

2) I make no promises regarding the quality of these drabbles, or the speed with which they are completed.

3) Y'all know my fandoms, more or less. And feel free to request any pairing. Because if it's something I don't like, a) it's only 100 words and b) I will find a way to make it cracky or into something I do like.

eta 4) I also make no promises that what you end up with will actually qualify as a drabble. 100 words is often times several hundred words too short.

eta 5) It is currently five in the morning and I haven't slept. I make no promise that anything I write will actually be coherent.

eta 6) And y'all can ask for more than Supernatural. I'll write Glee and CWRPF and Leverage and Psych and Harry Potter and, hell, iCarly. Whatever you want that I have ever talked about or shown interest in. Not that I mind all the SPN prompts. I'm just sayin', don't feel hemmed in. ;D


Requests made so far: 10/10

Requests finished so far: 3*/10

*one actually has bonus porn coming to it


Damn. I've been spammy lately. Sorry about that folks!

coyotesuspect: (jared)
Hypothesis: Almost all movies can easily be reworked as a J2 AU while maintaining most elements of the plot and setting,

Experiment: Tell me your favorite movie, and I'll explain how it would work as a J2 AU.

I'm sick, and forty-five minutes from now, I have to go pretend to know enough German to place out of the college's language competency requirement. I will fail. So humor me, kay? :D?

Also, [ profile] familiardevil and I have a new otp.


We call it Snastiel. Or "Nasti" for short. Epic love, or epicer love?

Ugh. I need to start writing again. I feel so faily.

ETA: For, um, curiosity's sake, what episode of Supernatural do you feel has the most Sam/Dean subtext? All of them is not an option, but you can list multiple episodes if you're really torn.

coyotesuspect: (bitch you wish you were this fierce)
Dear Conservative Movement,

Now please go teabag yourselves.

Hugs and kisses,

ETA: And so this is not all just pointless bitchery, have an article that does an awesome job of summing up the president's speech on healthcare.

ETA 2: Aaaand- back to pointless bitchery. Shit just keeps getting worse.


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