Claw- Sirius had been allowed to name her, a mistake Remus would never again make -- hooted irritably, accepted the letter, and flapped off.
: LOL SIRIUS IS LIKE MY FANON DEAN. Just the most obvious and obnoxious names for pets just to annoy their gay boyfriend.familiardevil
: Except Dean would just name it Owl and be done with it.coyotesuspect
: Maybe "Who" if he were feeling particularly clever.coyotesuspect
: "What's the name of your owl?"coyotesuspect
: "Your owl. What's its name?"coyotesuspect
: And Dean would be all, "I NAMED IT WHO BECAUSE THAT'S THE SOUND IT MAKES." all innocent like.familiardevil
: And Sam would smack his head. Would you call a baby Gurgle? Actually, no, don't answer that. I don't want to imagine you with a child.coyotesuspect
: And then Dean would somehow work that into a comment about one of his nicknames for Sam being based on the noises Sam makes during sex.familiardevil
: Like how he couldn't do that to Sam, because then they'd both be called Dean.coyotesuspect
: YES LOLfamiliardevil
: And Sam would be like, all sassy, well I am certainly not calling you God.
ETA: Related to absolutely nothing, I am somewhat perturbed that at least four girls I graduated high school with are now married or engaged (and one even has a baby!).