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BOOM MOTHERFUCKERS

1:0

WON THE GAME AND WON THE GROUP

That's right. This flyass, sexass mothafucka hangs around presidents with his shirt off. HEYO.

President Clinton and Captain America welcome you in to the party.
~*~Really image heavy, bbs~*~

Let's watch that goal again, shall we?

Four minutes. We got four minutes of stoppage time. Game is tied at 0:0; England is up in their game. We win this, or we go home. And it looks like the boys are going home. I'm clutching my head, whimpering, praying, hoping, shaking, crying, etc.

And through the power of teamwork AMERICA GETS THAT GODDAMN GOAL.

Jumping, screaming, waking up the entire house, etc.

USA USA USA

And all those bad calls by the refs? Suddenly worth it. Because this, ladies and gents, is a goddamn good story.

God bless you Landon Donovan.

Captain ~~Hotass~~ America agrees!

Bro! Dude! (The captain celebrating post-game.)

In fact, let's take a moment to appreciate Captain America. (Carlos Bocanegra for those of you looking to hit up google images later)