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[coyotesuspect]

BOOM MOTHERFUCKERS

1:0

WON THE GAME AND WON THE GROUP


That's right. This flyass, sexass mothafucka hangs around presidents with his shirt off. HEYO.

President Clinton and Captain America welcome you in to the party.
~*~Really image heavy, bbs~*~

Let's watch that goal again, shall we?

Four minutes. We got four minutes of stoppage time. Game is tied at 0:0; England is up in their game. We win this, or we go home. And it looks like the boys are going home. I'm clutching my head, whimpering, praying, hoping, shaking, crying, etc.

And through the power of teamwork AMERICA GETS THAT GODDAMN GOAL.

Jumping, screaming, waking up the entire house, etc.


USA USA USA

And all those bad calls by the refs? Suddenly worth it. Because this, ladies and gents, is a goddamn good story.

God bless you Landon Donovan.

Captain Hotass America agrees!


Bro! Dude! (The captain celebrating post-game.)

In fact, let's take a moment to appreciate Captain America. (Carlos Bocanegra for those of you looking to hit up google images later)


That steely gaze...


He's an eagle! BOOM


Those arms...And again with the steely gaze!


You don't understand the things this man does to me.


Okay. Yeah. Maybe you do.

And let's have some bonus!Benny!


Thank you soccer for reminding me that I also like guys.


Awwwww.

Fuck but I have just been so happy all day. And so have these guys.


Just saying, but the coach reminds me of a goddamn eagle, all noble and majestic and austere and shit.


AMERICA FUCK YEAH


Oh hey it's the captain again.


Seriously. So happy.

Dancing around the house happy.


Oh captain, my captain.

♥ ♥ ♥


lol I just uploaded a ton of soccer icons and now my icon add ons have run out. /o\

BUT WHO CARES WE WON.

Comments

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Yes.

YES.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

YES?

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

No.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

*_________*

*fucks puppy hard*

*does whatever Nilmar wants*

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

Doesn't Nilmar have the cutest hair? And eyes? And eyebrows? And lips? And face? And body?

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes. Also yes. And yes to that. That too. Aaaaand definitely.

Kaka also agrees.

But Jesus Christ. Nilmar's face. His fucking face. Especially his lips. And eyebrows and eyes and nose.

And his hair.

And body.

*___*

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

And his lips. And his eyes. And his hair. And his eyebrows. And his body. Omg.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I love his little curls. And his long eyelashes. And his smile. And his body. Omg.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

EXPLODE HE IS JUST AMAZING OMG I LOVE IT ALL

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

YES OMG HE IS PERFECT ♥____♥

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

ACK EEK OMG

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Essentially Kaka's reaction every morning when he wakes up and sees Nilmar curled up next to him all sleep rumpled and peaceful.

*_____*

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

*_______________*

which is when sex commences

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm. Sleepy, sloppy morning make outs and sex. *______*

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

Kaka loves to suck at the marks on his neck/jaw. Mmmm.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

And at right where the neck meets the shoulder. And the collarbone.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

Ngh the neck and shoulder part. Goddamn.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Nilmar will be trying to read the paper, and Kaka will come up behind him and start kissing at his neck.

"How come I'm the puppy? You're the one who's always chewing on me!"

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

OMG YES
fuck how am I going to survive a week without no you/nilmarkaka

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Hibernation?

idk bb idk ): I will have a hard time surviving too.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

so much shitty kaka/nilmar is going to be written omg

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

yes eek something for me to look forward too

I called this one 'skinned virgins'

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

roses are red
violets are blue
ronaldo needs his beauty rest
and I do too

ily bb good night <3

Re: I called this one 'skinned virgins'

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Ronaldo sleeps with a facial mask and cucumber slices on his eyes.

Sleep well my sweet. :*