PSA

[coyotesuspect]

Dear World,

I have the best wife ever. Past, present, or future- in all the universes that were and are and will ever be. She surpasses every other person who has ever lived and loved.

Please try to contain your jealousy.

-Coyote

Comments

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

I HAD IT, TOO. IT WAS COMMUNAL HERPES.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

But I never had it at all. The two of you were slandering me.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

UM WHERE ARE YOU

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

*clings to*