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coyotesuspect ([personal profile] coyotesuspect) wrote2010-07-07 12:27 am
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Dear World,

I have the best wife ever. Past, present, or future- in all the universes that were and are and will ever be. She surpasses every other person who has ever lived and loved.

Please try to contain your jealousy.

-Coyote

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[identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
:D

[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] U LIE. :*

[identity profile] familiardevil.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
I MAY LIE ON OCCASION (like about tax breaks, or obama's penis size) BUT I AM NOT LYING NOW!

[identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[identity profile] familiardevil.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
You know he's looking at Kaka in that icon.

[identity profile] familiardevil.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
AND KAKA IS SMILING BACK WITH HIS CUTE HAPPY SMILE

[identity profile] familiardevil.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Nilmar's head hurts from the last time. Kaka should not thrust so hard )< His head hits the cabinets!

[identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe just blow jobs this time at least!

[identity profile] familiardevil.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
): But then Ronaldo will begin to think they've lost their romantic spark.

[identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
The blowjobs are just foreplay.

[identity profile] familiardevil.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
Nilmar hates having sex in an unfamiliar bed though )

[identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
But if they have sex in it, it will no longer be unfamiliar!

[identity profile] familiardevil.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
but he likes their bed! it's nice and comfortable and he knows who's had sex in it! him and kaka!

[identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
What if Elano rubbed Ronaldo's belly in this bed? WHAT THEN?

[identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
Nilmar makes a good point. But Kaka did see some nice bushes out back...

[identity profile] familiardevil.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Nilmar perks up. Bushes? :D?

[identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yep! In the backyard, by the fence. Nice and secluded and far away from any belly rubbing. :D

[identity profile] familiardevil.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
*______________________* yespls
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