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Jul. 7th, 2010 12:27 am
coyotesuspect: (foccer: love)
[personal profile] coyotesuspect

Dear World,

I have the best wife ever. Past, present, or future- in all the universes that were and are and will ever be. She surpasses every other person who has ever lived and loved.

Please try to contain your jealousy.

-Coyote

Date: 2010-07-07 07:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com
:D

[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] U LIE. :*

Date: 2010-07-07 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] familiardevil.livejournal.com
I MAY LIE ON OCCASION (like about tax breaks, or obama's penis size) BUT I AM NOT LYING NOW!

Date: 2010-07-07 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Date: 2010-07-07 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] familiardevil.livejournal.com
You know he's looking at Kaka in that icon.

Date: 2010-07-07 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] familiardevil.livejournal.com
AND KAKA IS SMILING BACK WITH HIS CUTE HAPPY SMILE

Date: 2010-07-07 08:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com
Or on the counter, idk idk

Date: 2010-07-07 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] familiardevil.livejournal.com
Nilmar's head hurts from the last time. Kaka should not thrust so hard )< His head hits the cabinets!

Date: 2010-07-07 08:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com
Maybe just blow jobs this time at least!

Date: 2010-07-07 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] familiardevil.livejournal.com
): But then Ronaldo will begin to think they've lost their romantic spark.

Date: 2010-07-07 08:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com
The blowjobs are just foreplay.

Date: 2010-07-07 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] familiardevil.livejournal.com
Nilmar hates having sex in an unfamiliar bed though )

Date: 2010-07-07 08:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com
But if they have sex in it, it will no longer be unfamiliar!

Date: 2010-07-07 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] familiardevil.livejournal.com
but he likes their bed! it's nice and comfortable and he knows who's had sex in it! him and kaka!

Date: 2010-07-07 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com
What if Elano rubbed Ronaldo's belly in this bed? WHAT THEN?

Date: 2010-07-07 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com
Nilmar makes a good point. But Kaka did see some nice bushes out back...

Date: 2010-07-07 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] familiardevil.livejournal.com
Nilmar perks up. Bushes? :D?

Date: 2010-07-07 08:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com
Yep! In the backyard, by the fence. Nice and secluded and far away from any belly rubbing. :D

Date: 2010-07-07 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] familiardevil.livejournal.com
*______________________* yespls

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