Los Angeles, I'm Yours

[coyotesuspect]

 Oh, so, I've been in LA the last couple days for my grandma's 80th birthday. Heeeey. I love/hate this city. 

Sorry for being such an awful friend lately. Unless you are familiardevil  and talking to me about soccer, I probably have not been talking to you. (And this includes real life friends and my parents because I suck.)

BUUUUUT! I did go see Jonah Hex (that superhero cowboy movie with Megan Fox) with my cousin my first day here. 

OMG GUYS THERE WAS SURPRISE!JDM.

I was just sitting in the theater, thinking about what kind of daemon John Winchester (Supernatural/HDM crossover mmmmm) would have when BOOM! JDM on my screen. I was all :O :O :O I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS IN THIS MOVIE. Hand to god I dissolved into giggles right there.

He was talking about how he had to do *awful thing* because his father ordered him too! And his father was their commander, so he had to listen.

Like watching JDM audition for the part of Dean Winchester. Which I guess makes Josh Brolin Sam? They were definitely having a ~moment. 

The rest of the movie was, idk, ridiculous? Megan Fox was probably one of the best actors in it. The scene in President Grant's office with the eldest Bluth brother is fucking hilarious, and probably unintentionally so. There are lots of explosions and rock music riffs and you already know how it ends, the question is just what the civilian body count will be. 

And then my cousin and I did some stuff and went to a party where there was a midget playing beer pong. I know this is disrespectful to note and I'm being rude right now. But it was just so surreal. 

Related note! Why are most of the people I know in LA semi-dating drug dealers?

Um. Um. Um. Right before i left for LA, both the latest apocalypse of spnland  AND the SPN Femmeslash Exchange got wrapped up. I am going to pimp the shit out of spnland  later, but y'all should seriously go check out the Femmeslash Exchange. We got 50 wonderful gifts- fics, art, and fanmixes. The next round is coming up pretty soon, too, since familiardevil  and I have decided to move our exchange schedule around. :) 

Thank you again to everyone who participated, and especially to our pinch hitters. You guys rock my world.

Also, expect a SPN Femmeslash Friending meme sometime in the future. Love the ladies with other ladies? Love the ladies who love the ladies with other ladies? Then you'll love this. ;)  omg I think I lost the thread of that.

AND NOW FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS POST

*drumroll*

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, I AM IN LOVE.

But not with some stupid boy or girl. 

As you may or may not know, familiar and I have been watching the World Cup together and betting on certain teams. Then one day we we were watching Brazil play and were all, "Hey, that guy is fine!" And then "OMG Him too!"

Those players were Kaka and Nilmar. And even though I know nothing about them, I ship. the. fuck. out. of. them. I know they both 1) are hot and 2) play for the Brazilian national team. Apparently this is enough to ship them.

So familiar and I created this epic verse for them and started including other soccer players and surprise children and Adrianne Palicki and decapitating sharks as a past time. This is pretty much how I spent my day. 

BUT OMG YOU GUYS THIS PAIRING IS LIKE BEING ON SPEED. I AM SO UP RIGHT NOW AND FAMILIAR HAS ALREADY WRITTEN FIC (at our private comm, sorry guys ): ) AND THEN SHE MADE A MIX FOR THEIR EPIC LOVE AND IT IS SO PERFECT OMG. 

Speaking of soccer, I am so worried about America's chance to advance. The ref made such an awful call in the Slovenia game, that even in my Nilmar/Kaka haze of bliss I feel myself getting angry.

Someone please hold me. ):

WILL ANSWER COMMENTS AND PMs TOMORROWISH. (Or July; I am disappearing from the 25th to the 3rd to be a counselor AND OMG I WILL MISS SO MUCH OF THE CUP whyyyyyy)

Night! LOVE YOU.

ETA: Also, this? Least helpful poll ever. This is worse than a British election, Christ.

ETA 2: Laptop still broken, but apparently can be fixed for $200. Older brother said he will loan me the money and then bought me ice cream because I was ): Best big brother ever, y/y?