coyotesuspect

familiardevil : Friends cut!
unavoidedcrisis : These always make me worry that whomever is posting them is a secret agent and needs to go into hiding or like, an informant going into witness protection.
cantarina1 : So you are a secret agent! Is Coy the handler you fell for or are you spies on different teams having an illicit affair? OR MAYBE, she's the nerdy tech geek who builds you cool gadgets that you keep breaking on missions? Or is the story too deeply classified for me to know?

And then, I, uh, went to my sister's first volleyball game and typed up the first part of the epic spy love story of coyote and familiar on my iPod. Stop judging me.

Title: Operation Furious Child
Fandom: uh... LJ RPF
Summary: It's a coyotesuspect /familiardevil Spy AU. And roughly based on true events.
Rating: S for Sexy. No, like PG.
Word Count: 800
Part: 1/????
Notes: Written on my iPod. I haven't even looked it over before posting. Deliberately written in a ridiculous style.

ETA: Oops. Sorry about the lj cut fail. I swear I know what I'm doing.

( Cchhhyeah )

Title: a light to lead you home
Fandom: Supernatural
Summary: Two months after Dean makes his deal, he and Sam go investigate a haunted lighthouse. In Iowa. S3 casefile. Sam/Dean
Rating: R
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers through early S3; incest. 
Word Count: ~6,900
Notes: Incredibly late fic for yanyann  at the samdeanexchange . My eternal gratitude to familiardevil  for the beta and hand holding and for cherie_morte  and scorpiod1  for the support and encouragement. 

( "Well, jinkies. It looks like we've found ourselves a clue." )

Title: Sinew, Marrow, Bone
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG 13
Summary: The ghost is gone by midnight, sent up in fire and smoke. The demons take a little longer.  Mid season 4.
Characters/Pairings: Sam, Dean, Ruby, minor Castiel. Gen with acknowledgment of Sam/Ruby
Word Count: ~5800
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers through season 4; violence, language
Notes: Huge thank yous to little_missmimi and cantarina1 for beta'ing. Thank you as well to familiardevil for looking this over and for being my reason for writing it.

( His brother is talking to angels again. )

While finishing up my help_haiti  fic, I started ranting to familiardevil  about the Vast Ocean of Angst that is Dean Winchester's soul and how, after nearly 10,000 words, I feel like I've barely even begun to scratch the surface. (Yes, I did just mix my metaphors there, thanks very much.)

He has daddy issues! Mommy issues! Abandonment issues! ... Wait a minute this list looks familiar! After some digging, I realized I'd written out the same list in an abandoned work in progress from September.

The premise of the fic was that Dean does actually call Jo after Born Under a Bad Sign, and then continues to call her because talking to Jo is cheaper than therapy. Platonic BFFship ensues, and meanwhile Jo starts hunting with Kat (the blonde girl from Asylum).

So without further ado: 861 words of a fic that will never be completed:

( Something's always up with Sam. He's your favorite topic of conversation. )

This is all familiardevil 's fault. Someday, I'm sure, God will punish her.

Title: Plunder
Fandom: Supernatural RPF
Summary: Jared's a viking. He's not very good at it. Lucky for him, Jensen's here to help. CRACK. J2!Viking AU
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: ~200
Spoilers/Warnings: Crack crack crackity crack crack. No spoilers.

( Longboats aren't the only things that are long. )

ETA: GUYS. GUYS. Viking!verse has inspired sock_marionette so much, she wrote Bleeding Kansas/pre-American Civil War Jensen/Jared in the comments. READ IT. READ IT NAO. She also suggested that there be more fics about "Jensen dealing with Jared's questionable competency as a wartime badass in a variety of historical circumstances." <--- I AGREE WITH THIS SENTIMENT MUCHLY.

ETA 2: Further proof that Viking!verse is inspirational- and that it's impossible not to ship me- taintedlove has written me/herself in the comments, with a side of J2. It's awesome.

Title: light enough to draw the stars
Fandom: Supernatural
Summary: Seven things Sam Winchester loves about Jessica Moore. Sam/Jess
Rating: light R
Word Count: ~420
Spoilers/Warnings: None
AN: Written for

kiwiana who requested "something Jess-centric" for the drabble meme, posted because I haven't posted any writing this month and because I actually like it. (Also, familiardevil enabled me, as she always does.) Title from this poem.
 

 

( Cool your jets, Superman. )

Title: Shadow and Sway
Fandom: Supernatural
Summary: Sam and Dean hunt a troll. Mid season 3. Sam/Dean
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: ~5600
Spoilers/Warnings: spoilers through mid-season 3; incest.

( Bite me Gollum. )

Title: Talk About Boys
Fandom: Supernatural
Summary: Maggie still talks to Corbett. Maggie Zeddmore, Corbett. Gen.
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: ~1000 
Spoilers/Warnings: Major spoilers through 3.13 Ghostfacers, vague spoilers through season 4.
AN: Written for spn_30snapshots , 'Women of Supernatural,' prompt 16: cemetery

( Maggie's like eighty-five percent sure Ed's straight anyway. )

Title: all that's best of dark and bright
Fandom: Leverage
Summary: A brief history of Sophie Devereaux. mild Sophie/Nate
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~1200
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for 2.07 "The Two Live Crew Job"

( She was Alyson in Las Vegas, Veronika in Minsk, Lorelei in Hong Kong. )

Title: Hesitation Waltz
Fandom: Supernatural
Summary: Dean teaches Sam how to dance. Sam/Dean
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: ~2000
Spoilers/Warning: No spoilers; lots of schmoop.
AN: Written for blindfold_spn , because I am that rare individual who wanders into a kinkfest and then staggers back out with 2000 words of pornless schmoop. Go me!
Prompt: "I would be in awe of anyone who can convincingly get Sam and Dean slow-dancing. Schmoop! Doesnt have to be in public. Can be in a motel. Can lead to more, or not."