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This is a long promised spam of football/soccer players for my beloved [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com], with a heavy emphasis on the national teams of the US, Spain, Germany, and Brazil.

This is in no way an exhaustive guide to important players, just ones I'm particularly fond of, largely having to do with reasons of them being attractive and/or adorable. It also contains almost zero analysis. My apologies for not accenting names and clubs appropriately.

But it's full of really hot men, okay? Possibly the least dial up friendly thing ever.



A multinational assortment of attractive men welcome you in.


( An appreciation of the male form. )

Note on sources: Pictures are from all over the place- various lj comms, tumblr, google images, [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]'s magnificent spamming of [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]'s journal. Facts are mainly from wikipedia, articles, and interviews I've read/watched with the players.

 Oh, so, I've been in LA the last couple days for my grandma's 80th birthday. Heeeey. I love/hate this city. 

Sorry for being such an awful friend lately. Unless you are familiardevil  and talking to me about soccer, I probably have not been talking to you. (And this includes real life friends and my parents because I suck.)

BUUUUUT! I did go see Jonah Hex (that superhero cowboy movie with Megan Fox) with my cousin my first day here. 

( I guess this contains Jonah Hex spoilers! )

And then my cousin and I did some stuff and went to a party where there was a midget playing beer pong. I know this is disrespectful to note and I'm being rude right now. But it was just so surreal. 

Related note! Why are most of the people I know in LA semi-dating drug dealers?

Um. Um. Um. Right before i left for LA, both the latest apocalypse of spnland  AND the SPN Femmeslash Exchange got wrapped up. I am going to pimp the shit out of spnland  later, but y'all should seriously go check out the Femmeslash Exchange. We got 50 wonderful gifts- fics, art, and fanmixes. The next round is coming up pretty soon, too, since familiardevil  and I have decided to move our exchange schedule around. :) 

Thank you again to everyone who participated, and especially to our pinch hitters. You guys rock my world.

Also, expect a SPN Femmeslash Friending meme sometime in the future. Love the ladies with other ladies? Love the ladies who love the ladies with other ladies? Then you'll love this. ;)  omg I think I lost the thread of that.

AND NOW FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS POST

*drumroll*

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, I AM IN LOVE.

( I just can't stop smiling. )

Speaking of soccer, I am so worried about America's chance to advance. The ref made such an awful call in the Slovenia game, that even in my Nilmar/Kaka haze of bliss I feel myself getting angry.

Someone please hold me. ):

WILL ANSWER COMMENTS AND PMs TOMORROWISH. (Or July; I am disappearing from the 25th to the 3rd to be a counselor AND OMG I WILL MISS SO MUCH OF THE CUP whyyyyyy)

Night! LOVE YOU.

ETA: Also, this? Least helpful poll ever. This is worse than a British election, Christ.

ETA 2: Laptop still broken, but apparently can be fixed for $200. Older brother said he will loan me the money and then bought me ice cream because I was ): Best big brother ever, y/y?