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[coyotesuspect]

BOOM MOTHERFUCKERS

1:0

WON THE GAME AND WON THE GROUP


That's right. This flyass, sexass mothafucka hangs around presidents with his shirt off. HEYO.

President Clinton and Captain America welcome you in to the party.
~*~Really image heavy, bbs~*~

Let's watch that goal again, shall we?

Four minutes. We got four minutes of stoppage time. Game is tied at 0:0; England is up in their game. We win this, or we go home. And it looks like the boys are going home. I'm clutching my head, whimpering, praying, hoping, shaking, crying, etc.

And through the power of teamwork AMERICA GETS THAT GODDAMN GOAL.

Jumping, screaming, waking up the entire house, etc.


USA USA USA

And all those bad calls by the refs? Suddenly worth it. Because this, ladies and gents, is a goddamn good story.

God bless you Landon Donovan.

Captain Hotass America agrees!


Bro! Dude! (The captain celebrating post-game.)

In fact, let's take a moment to appreciate Captain America. (Carlos Bocanegra for those of you looking to hit up google images later)


That steely gaze...


He's an eagle! BOOM


Those arms...And again with the steely gaze!


You don't understand the things this man does to me.


Okay. Yeah. Maybe you do.

And let's have some bonus!Benny!


Thank you soccer for reminding me that I also like guys.


Awwwww.

Fuck but I have just been so happy all day. And so have these guys.


Just saying, but the coach reminds me of a goddamn eagle, all noble and majestic and austere and shit.


AMERICA FUCK YEAH


Oh hey it's the captain again.


Seriously. So happy.

Dancing around the house happy.


Oh captain, my captain.

♥ ♥ ♥


lol I just uploaded a ton of soccer icons and now my icon add ons have run out. /o\

BUT WHO CARES WE WON.

Comments

Re: I KNOW YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS BUT...

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Exactly. :D Our boys played well and had a lot of heart and refused to give up even at the very darkest moment.

AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE AMERICAN.

Re: I KNOW YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS BUT...

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

I FUCKING LOVE THAT TEAM WORK AND FUCKING DRIVING SPIRIT.

THEY DID FUCKING THOMAS JEFFERSON AND GEORGE MARSHALL PROUD. ;__;

Re: I KNOW YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS BUT...

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

YES. YES. YES. I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SOCCER. THIS WAS A GREAT STORY AND A FUCKING TESTAMENT TO THE AMERICAN SPIRIT.

Re: I KNOW YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS BUT...

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

I WANT THE INSPIRATIONAL SPORTS MOVIE THAT WILL BE WRITTEN ABOUT THIS MOMENT IN 20 YEARS TO COME OUT TOMORROW.

Re: I KNOW YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS BUT...

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

ME TOO. IF ONLY BECAUSE THE ONLY PERSON HOT ENOUGH TO PLAY CAPTAIN AMERICA IS CAPTAIN HOTASS HIMSELF.