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[coyotesuspect]

BOOM MOTHERFUCKERS

1:0

WON THE GAME AND WON THE GROUP


That's right. This flyass, sexass mothafucka hangs around presidents with his shirt off. HEYO.

President Clinton and Captain America welcome you in to the party.
~*~Really image heavy, bbs~*~

Let's watch that goal again, shall we?

Four minutes. We got four minutes of stoppage time. Game is tied at 0:0; England is up in their game. We win this, or we go home. And it looks like the boys are going home. I'm clutching my head, whimpering, praying, hoping, shaking, crying, etc.

And through the power of teamwork AMERICA GETS THAT GODDAMN GOAL.

Jumping, screaming, waking up the entire house, etc.


USA USA USA

And all those bad calls by the refs? Suddenly worth it. Because this, ladies and gents, is a goddamn good story.

God bless you Landon Donovan.

Captain Hotass America agrees!


Bro! Dude! (The captain celebrating post-game.)

In fact, let's take a moment to appreciate Captain America. (Carlos Bocanegra for those of you looking to hit up google images later)


That steely gaze...


He's an eagle! BOOM


Those arms...And again with the steely gaze!


You don't understand the things this man does to me.


Okay. Yeah. Maybe you do.

And let's have some bonus!Benny!


Thank you soccer for reminding me that I also like guys.


Awwwww.

Fuck but I have just been so happy all day. And so have these guys.


Just saying, but the coach reminds me of a goddamn eagle, all noble and majestic and austere and shit.


AMERICA FUCK YEAH


Oh hey it's the captain again.


Seriously. So happy.

Dancing around the house happy.


Oh captain, my captain.

♥ ♥ ♥


lol I just uploaded a ton of soccer icons and now my icon add ons have run out. /o\

BUT WHO CARES WE WON.

Comments

[lavendergaia]

Well, hello thar, Captain America. How you doin'?

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD KNOW I GOT coyotesuspect'S PANTS OFF FROM ACROSS THE COUNTRY

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Well hello yourself.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

I love you so much

I love you more.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Donovan being picked up by someone who is not the captain:

lmao his expression

Donovan being picked up by the captain:




There are more, but I only just started saving these. :P

[quoth-the.livejournal.com]

...WOW


^^my actual reaction.

My, but that is one fineass man. Now that my team has finished sucking up the field and gone home, I may need to see more of this.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD KNOW I GOT coyotesuspect'S PANTS OFF FROM ACROSS THE COUNTRY

and for you, my love

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

+ (rofl everyone forgets fabreeze)

Re: and for you, my love

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

omg I love you so much you are the best person ever orgasming everywhere fuck

*nuzzles*

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

LMFAO Steely gaze.

YOU FORGOT OUR PANTLESS DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!!!

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I WILL NEVER FORGET OUR PANTSLESS DANCE PARTY. IT IS ALWAYS IN MY HEART.

the thing that was really important

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

Re: the thing that was really important

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

OMG THIS IS AMAZING SERIOUSLY LMAO OMG THIS IS SO WONDERFUL I LOVE YOU ACK.

[wutendeskind.livejournal.com]

GAAY. AND HOT. Ahem. I'm sure that's the right answer, even though you talking about soccer is, for me, the way me talking about football is for you. I'm pretty sure. :P

HI OMG I LOVE YOU. HERE I AM. ON THE INTERNET. PROFESSING MY LOVE FOR YOU.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

Hello darling. Did you know that I, familiardevil, managed to strip coyotesuspect of her pants from across the country?

[locknkey.livejournal.com]

I think this has convinced me to read soccer slash - just OMG so f'ing hot!

And the coach is Jean Luc Picard - he is!

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

Hi. I just thought you should know that I got coyotesuspect's pants off from across the country.

Thank you! Have a great evening :D

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

LMAO LMAO LMAO

TO ME, YOU ARE PERFECT

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

oh my god why isn't his dick in me

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

Jesus fucking Christ why do I want to watch War of the Worlds for the sixth time.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Because you're sick.

And girl, giiiiirl. I am so fucking proud of our team. They didn't give in and just kept trying and worked their asses off and didn't let those fucking ref calls break their spirit and they won.

[snorfflez.livejournal.com]

AMERICA FUCK YES. THEM BE MY BOYS.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

HELLZ TO THE YEAH

And hello, is that Conor Oberst in your icon?

YOU CANNOT FREEZE MY LOVE

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

OMG WOW WAY TO DUMP ME
WRECKING MY HOTEL ROOM RN

Re: YOU CANNOT FREEZE MY LOVE

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

Um...this is your fault?

And, uh, I'm gonna break your nose?

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

I mostly don't know what's going on but please know that all this FUCKYEAHAMERICA stuff is decidedly up my alley. I APPROVE.

And, yes, familiar. I was aware that you got Coyote's pants off from across the country.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

Oh good. I've been very vigilant with my message!

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Are you tracking comments to this post, familiar?

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

Why do you ask, coyote?

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

I need to get working on this Castiel/Ruby fanmix.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Yes. Do it.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

I'm still not entirely sure what's going on except my mom came to squee at me that America won and has a chance at winning the cup today while I was doing my homework, so I assume that's it. In which case, FUCK YEAH, AMERICA.

Also, I approve of the hot in this post *stares*

Also, LOL, COY. My icon add ons ran out the day I got them XD

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

YES OMG IT WAS SO EPIC SO EPIC. EEK EEK

This r explanation.

THE HOT APPROVES OF YOU TOO.

*clings to and cries*

FANILMARDEVIL!!

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Re: FANILMARDEVIL!!

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

LMFAO OMG I LOVE OUR COUNTRY SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

[ai-kizu.livejournal.com]

Good job America. I was happy for my American friends when I heard they got through. England, too. They had a tense match as well ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD KNOW I GOT coyotesuspect'S PANTS OFF FROM ACROSS THE COUNTRY

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THE MASSIVE PILE-ON AND ALSO UNFFFFF CAPTAIN~ :D

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD KNOW I GOT coyotesuspect'S PANTS OFF FROM ACROSS THE COUNTRY

[yellowwolf5.livejournal.com]

right, that's it, the US is the only team I'm rooting for from now on. Captain America is smokin' hot!
(and hey, the refs were Belgian! no hating on them ... though I did hear they did some questionable things XD But still, Belgian! ;D )

U-S-A!! U-S-A!!

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD KNOW I GOT coyotesuspect'S PANTS OFF FROM ACROSS THE COUNTRY

[lady-eilthana.livejournal.com]

This post looks good. :D

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

btw I stripped coyote of her pants from across the country