Insanely Massive Soccer/Football Spam

This is a long promised spam of football/soccer players for my beloved [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com], with a heavy emphasis on the national teams of the US, Spain, Germany, and Brazil.

This is in no way an exhaustive guide to important players, just ones I'm particularly fond of, largely having to do with reasons of them being attractive and/or adorable. It also contains almost zero analysis. My apologies for not accenting names and clubs appropriately.

But it's full of really hot men, okay? Possibly the least dial up friendly thing ever.



A multinational assortment of attractive men welcome you in.


( An appreciation of the male form. )

Note on sources: Pictures are from all over the place- various lj comms, tumblr, google images, [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]'s magnificent spamming of [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]'s journal. Facts are mainly from wikipedia, articles, and interviews I've read/watched with the players.