This and that and also another thing.

[coyotesuspect]

So, I promise my next update will be fic. No. Really. It will be. (Yes, familiardevil , it will be your fic, and I am sorry that it's late.)

Speak of familiardevil (Yes, that's a pun. Go ahead, laugh. I'll wait for you to finish.), y'all should read The Angelic Sins of Swords and Bloody Echoes. It's the best kind of crack. Completely insane, but still extremely clever, and I literally had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. It's Sam/Dean, it's rated R, it's not long, and it's hilarious. STARRING GABRIEL TIGERMAN AS THE ANGEL GABRIEL.

familiardevil claims that I beta'd it, but that really just means I ROFL'd while she wrote the story to me via AIM. And I may have made the cracktastical header for her. : X

Now have a meme. I nabbed it from several people. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Post a fandom of mine and I'll tell you my.

♥ OTPs:
♥ Canon Ships:
♥ DNW Ships:
♥ Guilty Pleasure Ships:
♥ Frysquint and Ponder Ships:
♥ Crack Ships:
♥ Non-Ships that Everyone Else Ships:

Fandoms are: Supernatural, Harry Potter, Leverage, Glee, Entourage, HIMYM, Psych, Bones, CWRPS, and, idk, a lot of others. Just throw something at me and if I don't know the fandom, I'll just make something up. Mmkay?

I (STILL) haven't seen 5.03, but-OMG- IT'S FINALLY UP ON THE CW'S WEBSITE. Except it's my first day of classes tomorrow, and I have to wake up at six in the morning to go jump in the lake (No, really. I do. It's a house tradition.) I was gonna say screw it and spend 45 minutes watching the episode, but my friend called and I spent 45 minutes talking to him instead. So I think I'll just sleep and watch 5.03 tomorrow.

Finally, have a poem:

I Would Remain by Night with You

I would remain by night with you
who, having held me once, wrapped everything I knew
into my sleeping body's hold and held fast and stayed.

You shuttled in sleep against me and away, not sleeping,
beached and exhausted by wine and rushes from
another life whose body my body meant to alter.
But I am wayfaring and recently wrecked;
I understand the cost of pulling free from what once loved you.
I would remain by night with you, if the night is clear enough
to see by, and the wind light enough to draw the stars
in the skin's skies open, and the waves you sensed
through the dress in the wind are real, and only mine.

~Joanna Klink

Comments

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

♥ OTPs: SAM/DEAN 4 LYF (Ruby/Anna, Bela/Henriksen, Jo/Kat)
♥ Canon Ships: Sam/Dean. (Anna/Castiel. Might as well be.) John/Mary. Sam/Jess a little bit.
♥ DNW Ships: John/his children. DEAN/CASTIEL. Long term Sam/not Dean or Dean/not Sam.
♥ Guilty Pleasure Ships: What, the incest isn't guilty enough? Um. Dean/Bela
♥ Frysquint and Ponder Ships: Castiel/Ruby, Mary/Tessa, Andy/Ruby
♥ Crack Ships: Dean/Zachariah, teacher!Castiel/wee!Sam (unrequited, of course), Chad/Castiel/Ruby, Castiel/Bobby, Castiel/Chuck, Michael/Gabriel/Lucifer, God/Bobby
♥ Non-Ships that Everyone Else Ships: DEAN/CASTIEL.

[bananafrog.livejournal.com]

God/Bobby---> Best ship ever.

Also, ever since that Pokemon post of yours, my fave crack SPN ship is now Squirtle/Dean. Or does that count as some sick form of masturbation?

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Come on; you know God wants a piece of that.

And yes. That's very sick. Sick sick sick. Dertle Pokechester does not approve.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

Hai I agree with your OTPs j/s

Ooh, you know, I like Sam/Jess. Fandom writes her so consistently well and you know, it's not like he left Dean for or anything amirite.

Oh hai wuts this? Dean/Bela? I'm still so shocked that wasn't canon. Sooo should have been.

LOL UNREQUITED. THE WORST PART IS, I KNOW WHO IS THE UNREQUITED ONE =[

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

LMAO Except I actually meant Dean/Ellen. But Dean/Bela is also good. And Sam/Dean/Bela is even better. (As a one night stand though; not for good.)

NO THAT IS THE BEST PART.

POOR UNLOVED CHILD MOLESTING CASTIEL. ):

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

LOL I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
Y SO DIRTY COYOTE Y

Lol poor Castiel, all alone, with only himself to stare at in the mirror.
Actually, that's probably how you kill him.
Face him down with his own velociraptor stare.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

That is absolutely the most brilliant thing I have ever heard. HAVE MY BABIES NAO PLZ.

And it's how we should end the fic. Sam holds up a mirror to Castiel, thus destroying him and breaking the spell.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

LMAO, AW. POOR CASTIEL DIES IN THE END WHILE EVERYONE ELSE GOES OFF AND IS GAY.
JUST LIKE IN THE SHOW.

HAVE YOU GOTTEN A CHANCE TO WATCH 5.03 YET BTW?

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A FAIR AND REASONABLE THING TO HAPPEN.

NO I HAVE NOT. BUT MAGICAL HOUSE ELVES FIXED MY INTERNET TV PROBLEMS, AND I'M GOING TO WATCH 5.03 AND 5.04 TONIGHT IN A DOUBLE HEADER.

IT WILL BE AWESOME.

And possibly heartbreaking. ):

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

JUST WATCHED 5.03

OMG BB THIS IS WHY I LOVE MY SHOW.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

OMG 5.04 IS EVEN BETTER
HOLY FUCKING SHIIIT