The Curious Case of Sam Winchester's Ridiculous Face

[coyotesuspect]

Before Show last night, I was thinking, Man, Sam was so hot in the Curious Case of Dean Winchester. Which, naturally, led to me looking up screencaps so I could bask in said hotness.

Know what I realized?

Sam (Jared?) makes some really frickin' ridiculous faces in that episode.

Obviously, a picspam had to follow.

(I would feel bad about this, but my review of 5.07 is basically all about how much I love Sam. <3)

Throughout the first part of the episode, everything's normal. Sam's looking hot as usual, and then he and Dean burst into the hotel room and this little gem follows. Watch how shock becomes voyeuristic interest becomes puritan disgust!




OMGWTFBBQDEAN?!?




This whole sequence just makes me lol. Oh Sam, SO AMUSED AT YOUR BROTHER'S EXPENSE.




Another OMGWTF face. Y SO SHOCKED SAMMY?




Mmmm. You rock that bitchface Sam!




Angry Sam is angry. I think it's the way he juts out his jaw that makes this face especially ridiculous.




AHAHAHA! I don't even know.




This picture is actually really hot. But the amount of white we see in relation to his iris/pupil reminds me of my little sister trying to freak me out by rolling her eyes up into her head.




A return to the good ol' days! It's not Thursday unless Sam's getting choked! :D




Aaaaand... the aftermath!




The closed eyes... the slightly open mouth... where his hand is... Let it all sink in.




Aw. I made him sad. ):




Don't worry bb. I still think you're the most gorgeous thing ever. <3



Yum. <3

Related: While looking through the screencaps, I noticed that there are quite a few shots of Sam and Dean walking side by side. I don't know if it means anything. But I like it.







There might have been a couple others, too.

Er. That's all folks?

*witty yet thoughtful conclusion*


All screencaps from oxoniensis

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Comments

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

It just amuses me how someone so attractive can still manage to look so odd. XD

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

Dude, I regularly think that when I see some of Jensen's faces. Because, like...the guy has 0 physical flaws. He just has a gift for making that *not* work for him.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I dunno. His ears are kind of wonky. I'M JUST SAYIN'.

But I actually don't find him all that attractive, even as I recognize that he is a very beautiful human being.

So, uh, I agree with you?

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

The ears ARE wonky. But if he would stop cutting his hair so close this season, it would be totally camoflauged once more.

Your vagina is broken, dear. I say this with the deepest concern. :/

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I TOLD YOU I WAS AN ODD FANGIRL.

I think it's just that he's too pretty. Jensen Ackles: Not really a man, not quite a woman.

I like my men to look like my men, and my women to look like Dianna Agron.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU DESPITE YOUR CRAZY.

I know what you mean. This is why I would rather fuck the cra out of Jared. Also I just like Jared's person better. BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHEN JENSEN LOOKS MANLY AND PRETTY AT ONCE--I mean he is like the most beautiful thing on the planet.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I WISH YOU WOULD LOVE ME BECAUSE OF MY CRAZY.

BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHEN JENSEN LOOKS MANLY AND PRETTY AT ONCE
lol I think those are the only times when I actually find him even a little bit attractive. He has this one Dean face that makes me all fluttery.

But for the most part, nothing.

It's really quite sad.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

IT'S OK. MORE FOR ME. AND FOR JARED.

I DO LOVE YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR CRAZY. BUT THIS ONE NOT ATTRACTED TO JENSEN PART OF THE CRAZY, I FIND IT SLIGHTLY DISTURBING.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

IT'S JUST THAT I CANT HELP BUT SEE THIS OVERLAID OF ANY IMAGE OF HIM:

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

LOL. OMG, I FEEL SO BAD FOR JENSEN BECAUSE OF TWINK!JENSEN. I am very good at keeping the two seperate :D

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

TOO MUCH TWINKINESS REMAINS IN CURRENT!JENSEN FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO SEPARATE THE TWO.

BUT THINKING ABOUT TWINK!TEEN!DEAN ALWAYS MAKES ME LOL. I BET PEOPLE ALWAYS COMMENTED ON HIS COCKSUCKER LIPS AND THEN HE WOULD KICK THEIR ASS.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

*bows head solemnly* Many a man was shot for a passing sweet lips comment.

Sammy, on the other hand, got a gold star every time he made one of those comments. It just wasn't fair.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Well, Dean's always had a different standard for his brother than he does for the rest of the world.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

IT'S CALLED EPIC LOVE.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

CANON STATEMENT IS CANON.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I PULLED THAT CANON STATEMENT OUT OF SAM'S ASS.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

THAT MAKES SAM UNCOMFORTABLE.

BECAUSE HE'S USED TO TOPPING.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

OH, I KNOW, BUT SOMETIMES WE JUST HAVE TO RIDE HIM FOR MILES AND PLAY WITH HIS ASS FOR A BIT. DEAN HAS URGES, TOO. SAM UNDERSTANDS THIS.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

... I have no idea how to respond to that.

YOU HAVE WON.

CURSES.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

\o/!!!

*celebrates by kicking back and watching Sam eat ice cream out of Dean's ass*

[brianshanelvr.livejournal.com]

It's a conundrum! ^_^