Before Show last night, I was thinking, Man, Sam was so hot in the Curious Case of Dean Winchester. Which, naturally, led to me looking up screencaps so I could bask in said hotness.
Know what I realized?
Sam (Jared?) makes some really frickin' ridiculous faces in that episode.
Obviously, a picspam had to follow.
(I would feel bad about this, but my review of 5.07 is basically all about how much I love Sam. <3)
Throughout the first part of the episode, everything's normal. Sam's looking hot as usual, and then he and Dean burst into the hotel room and this little gem follows. Watch how shock becomes voyeuristic interest becomes puritan disgust!

OMGWTFBBQDEAN?!?

This whole sequence just makes me lol. Oh Sam, SO AMUSED AT YOUR BROTHER'S EXPENSE.

Another OMGWTF face. Y SO SHOCKED SAMMY?

Mmmm. You rock that bitchface Sam!

Angry Sam is angry. I think it's the way he juts out his jaw that makes this face especially ridiculous.

AHAHAHA! I don't even know.

This picture is actually really hot. But the amount of white we see in relation to his iris/pupil reminds me of my little sister trying to freak me out by rolling her eyes up into her head.

A return to the good ol' days! It's not Thursday unless Sam's getting choked! :D

Aaaaand... the aftermath!

The closed eyes... the slightly open mouth... where his hand is... Let it all sink in.

Aw. I made him sad. ):

Don't worry bb. I still think you're the most gorgeous thing ever. <3

Yum. <3
Related: While looking through the screencaps, I noticed that there are quite a few shots of Sam and Dean walking side by side. I don't know if it means anything. But I like it.



There might have been a couple others, too.
Er. That's all folks?
*witty yet thoughtful conclusion*
All screencaps from oxoniensis
ETA: Sign ups for the Supernatural Femslash Exchange are still going on. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
Cuddles and my love to everyone who's already signed up. <3
ETA 2: Also, I've been meaning to ask for awhile, but for those of you who have a paid account- is it worth it? What does it give you besides extra userpics and the ability to edit your comments?
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Date: 2009-11-07 05:48 am (UTC)ETA RE: Paid account: I think it's worth it. I am a lameass who likes to edit comments a lot and I find that icons are the equivalent of crack and it gives other stuff that I never use, but those are important to me. If it's not important to you, then it's probably not worth it.
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Date: 2009-11-07 05:51 am (UTC)And I like that you edited your comment in response to my question about paid accounts. I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MOCKING ME. ARE YOU MOCKING ME?
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Date: 2009-11-07 05:54 am (UTC)LOLOLOLOL NO. I GOT DISTRACTED BY SAM'S FACE AND THEN I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH MY FLIST AND I SAW THAT AND I WAS LIKE, "I AM A FORGETFUL LAMEASS." BUT I'M DISTRACTED BY THE FACT THAT THERE'S A WINCEST EXCHANGE AND I HAVE NO TIME WOE.
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Date: 2009-11-07 05:59 am (UTC)AT SOME POINT I WILL HAVE TO MAKE UP FOR THIS PIC SPAM BY DOING ONE OF TIMES WHEN SAM LOOKED RIDICULOUSLY GORGEOUS.
OH WOE IS ME MY LIFE IS HARD.
lmao I am technically one of the mods for the wincest exchange, and I haven't even signed up for it yet. *facepalms*
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:01 am (UTC)I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR HARD LIFE.
LOL I know, that's why I'm complaining to you about it. :P
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:04 am (UTC)IT IS VERY HARD. I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP A LOT. ;___;
lol Well what do you want me to do about it? :P Magically give you more time in your life? I AM NOT GOD, LAVENDER. AND IF I WERE, I WOULD BE ON VACATION ANYWAY.
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:07 am (UTC)*PETS*
I want you to...make everything not at the same time! BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE HAVE INSANITY IN THEIR FAMILY AND THAT MAKES THEM DO NANO AND J2 EVER AFTER WHICH MEANS THEY HAVE TO FIT EVERYTHING IN DECEMBER AND A WINCEST EXCHANGE ALSO IN DECEMBER DOES NOT FIT IN TO MY NOT HAVING A ANEURYSM PLANS.
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:11 am (UTC)I AM SORRY. I ACTUALLY HAD NO CONTROL OVER THE SAMDEANEXCHANGE TIMING. I AM LIKE THE APPENDIX OF MODS.
LOLOL I WAS THINKING OF SIGNING UP FOR J2 EVERAFTER BUT, NO. I CANNOT DO THAT TO MYSELF.
WHAT MOVIE ARE YOU THINKING OF DOING?
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:14 am (UTC)WELL...WELL, I HAVE TO COMPLAIN TO SOMEONE AND MY FRIENDS HAVE ALREADY TOLD ME I CAN'T SIGN UP FOR IT BECAUSE THEN THEY HAVE TO HEAR ME COMPLAIN ABOUT THREE THINGS.
J2 EVER AFTER IS BEYOND FUN. I'M HOPING TO DO ELLA ENCHANTED. I DID PRINCESS DIARIES LAST YEAR.
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:17 am (UTC)ELLA ENCHANTED! I LOVED THE BOOK! THE ONLY THING I REMEMBER ABOUT THE MOVIE IS THAT ANNE HATHAWAY AND THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS WERE IN IT. XD
WHO IS GOING TO BE ELLA?
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:20 am (UTC)I HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN THE MOVIE ALL THE WAY THROUGH, BUT THE BOOK IS MY FAVORITE SO I'M BASING IT MOSTLY ON THAT.
JARED IS GOING TO BE ELLA.
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:22 am (UTC)YES! I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD SAY THAT. \o/ \o/ JARED WILL MAKE THE PERFECTEST ELLA EVER.
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:23 am (UTC)JENSEN IS GOING TO BE CHAR, MISHA IS GOING TO BE MANDY, AND CHAD I GOING TO BE LUCINDA.
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:26 am (UTC)CHAD AND MISHA AS FAIRIES?
I LOVE IT.
I CANNOT WAIT TO READ THIS.
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:41 am (UTC)IT WAS VERY DICK OF ME.
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:42 am (UTC)WHY MUST YOU ALL MOCK ME WITH YOUR PAID ACCOUNTS?
*single perfect tear*
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:43 am (UTC)ANYWAY MY RE ON PAID ACCOUNTS:
Honestly the only thing I use are the icons and the comment editing. And the icons. It's a huge waste of money that I CANNOT AFFORD AND IT'S STUPID.
I will be renewing when my account runs out next month \o/
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:46 am (UTC)ALL OF YOU. YOU ARE ALL SO FUNNY. I AM LAUGHING. AHA. AHA. HAHAHA.
It's a huge waste of money that I CANNOT AFFORD AND IT'S STUPID.
I will be renewing when my account runs out next month \o/
LMFAO. YAY ADDICTION!
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:47 am (UTC)It has me by the balls.
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:52 am (UTC)YOU NEED A DEAN TO SAAAAAAAAVE YOU.
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:54 am (UTC)I'll stop as soon as I don't have to do it, really. I don't have a problem.
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:56 am (UTC)TOO BAD THEYRE ALSO A SOCIOPATHIC ALCOHOLIC SUFFERING FROM PTSD. /o\
Psh. Even if you wanted to leave, it's not like we would let you.
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Date: 2009-11-07 06:59 am (UTC)I suspect there would be a lot of LJ party posts to celebrate how much lighter friends lists would be without my babbling, lololol.
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Date: 2009-11-07 07:01 am (UTC)D: NUH-UH. I would weep and wail. I WOULD BEAT MY CHEST AND TEAR AT MY HAIR IN MY GRIEF.
It would all be very Greek.
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Date: 2009-11-07 07:02 am (UTC)Oh, *AWESOME*. Do I get a chorus to speak in creepy unison about the oracles I ignored and my ultimate doom and such things as this?
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