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Dec. 22nd, 2010 04:00 amThe Vampire Diaries- Reviewed!
So I watched most of the first season at the end of summer with
familiardevil and then got too busy to finish up and keep up with the second season. So the first couple days of Christmas break, she and I mainlined the episodes I hadn’t seen. My thoughts on the show and the characters follows. If you like Caroline and Damon, you should probably skip the parts where I talk about them. Spoilers through all aired episodes, natch.
Elena
I love Elena. I think she’s a protagonist. Going into the series, I was worried she was going to be more Bela Swann than Buffy Summers. To my delight, she is neither. She’s a strong female character. And I don’t mean strong the way people usually do when they talk about female characters- fierce, stoic, warrior types who, as much as I enjoy them, do not represent the full spectrum of womanhood. She loves her family and her friends, she works to protect them, she makes smart decisions (for the most part), and she does the best she can for someone who doesn’t have powers but is still forced to navigate through a supernatural world. And it’s kind of refreshing that the main character of a supernatural show doesn’t have special powers but is still able to hold her own on the strength of her character. Elena’s like the good parts of fairy tales- where someone succeeds because they’re brave and smart and kind and decent. I mean, and I know I’m making it sound like she is the most perfect person ever to perfect, she has her flaws as well- she takes away people’s autonomy if she thinks it’s for the best, she often deliberately ignores outside counsel, and shuts people and outside activities out when she’s depressed. They’re realistic, organic flaws that don’t feel like they were wedged in because, Oh shit, in Writing 101 the teacher said your characters are supposed to be realistic and have flaws let’s make them all alcoholics. I JUST REALLY LIKE HER A LOT AND SHE HAS SHINY HAIR.
Stefan
I would have terrific amounts of sex with Paul Wesley, j/s. Stefan is so good looking. His bone structure. His eye crinkles. His body. His smiiiiile. *_____*
HOWEVER, I do love Stefan for more than just his tremendous good looks. I also really love it when he’s smug and does his little smirk-face at people, and yes it’s a bit self-righteous but he is generally self-righteous about the things he deserves to be self-righteous about. I love how quietly funny he is and how much he strives to be good and how good he actually he is. He’s compassionate and gentle and honorable and loves Elena so much and skgflkfgwdkldslka
Okay, clearly I have nothing constructive to say about Stefan. Moving on to…
~*~Stefan/Elena~*~
I know the general belief is that you can’t center a show around a couple and succeed, unless you permanently cockblock that couple (see: Moonlighting, Bones, Supernatural). I kind of love that TVD upends that. It’s all about the main couple. And it’s interesting! And not in a soap opera way- even though ridiculous, soap operay things happen. Stefan and Elena’s relationship is beautifully grounded and mature, and I’m kind of blown away to see it on TV at all, let alone the CW. They talk about their issues and work together to fix them. When Stefan is too controlling, Elena calls him on it and they change it. And I just love how, even though they have sex, their relationship isn’t super sexual. They’re affectionate with each other and like to touch each other. The strength and comfort they draw from each other, and how much they care about each other and help each and work together is just kind of wonderful and healthy. *many single perfect tears*
THEY ARE JUST SO ABSOLUTELY AMAZING I SHIP IT SO MUCH
Bonnie
BONNIE. BONNIE. So Bonnie is part of the whole reason I started watching the show.
familiardevil was kind of watching it and
scorpiod1 was talking to me about it, and the one thing that kept consistently coming up was how awesome Bonnie is. My interest was piqued, and it remains so. Bonnie is fantastic. I love how she’s one of the only people who recognizes what a threat Damon is. I love how fiercely protective she is of not just her friends and her town, but of all innocent people. Her actions are questionably ethical at times, but she always acts in a way that she perceives as being for the greater good. I think, of everyone on the show, the moral dilemmas she faces are the most interesting. Her relationships- except for the one she has with Jeremy, which is eye-rolly- are also all very well drawn. She is basically perfect and should be my girlfriend.
Damon
I really wish Ian Somerhalder would get a fantastic opportunity to costar in a show opposite Misha Collins and so have to give up his gig on TVD. I really, really, really hate Damon. He’s a murdering rapist, who believes the most selfish thing he’s ever done was to tell his brother’s girlfriend he loved her. Because killing, turning, and raping people are all acts of charity. I have zero sympathy for him and blah blah blah the girl I loved was using me and doesn’t love me. Get over yourself.
Even now that he’s “better,” he still fundamentally lacks empathy. He doesn’t care for other people; he cares about Elena and what Elena would think if he did certain things. The way he treats Caroline, how he tortured Mason- it’s shit like that that shows he isn’t really reformed. Damon/Elena is a completely unbelievable ship. The development of his feelings towards her has been pretty much nonexistent and reads more as him transferring his feelings towards Katherine onto Elena. Though, maybe if the show just keeps repeating that DAMON LOVES ELENA, I’ll buy it. On Elena’s side, she’s too good for him, in love with his brother, and would, I hope, have the good sense to not date someone who killed her brother in front of her because she refused to kiss him and who raped one of her best friends. I’m kind of offended the show expects us to like and at least sometimes sympathize with him.
I also don’t buy/really dislike the whole “vampire switch” thing. I know they’re using to sort of justify how Damon can go from being a fucking sociopath to the charming rogue they’re currently trying to set him up as, but it’s bullshit. It’s a cheap way of getting out of real character development. I don’t mind characters who have done questionable/evil things in the past (though maybe not to Damon’s magnitude), but redemption has to be earned. It’s not a switch. (Though, I still, and forever will, hate Snape, and he didn’t even do half as many awful things as Damon has). Also, he killed Lexi, who was beautiful and amazing and a mini-Adrianne Palicki. And that is downright unforgivable. (omg I love Lexi and hers and Stefan’s friendship so much). HAVE FUN BEING FOREVER ALONE DAMON.
All that being said, I do like him on occasion. His “friendship” with Alaric is kind of weirdly adorable. They’re each other’s sassy gay friends, except Alaric isn’t gay and Damon isn’t anyone’s friend. (On that note, Damon is probably the most sexual creature on the show, and yet I don’t buy that he’s straight. Or even bi. I don’t know what it is but, except when he’s around Bonnie, Damon makes my gaydar scream.) I also like Damon’s friendship with Sheriff Forbes- his petulant, “I’m your friend” when she found out he was a vampire and tried to have him killed was hilarious and strangely adorable- and when he’s being oddly touchy and sniffy towards Stefan. Old habits die hard, I guess. The brotherfucking still calls.
Caroline
I honestly don’t understand fandom’s love affair with Caroline. She’s a realistic depiction of a teenage girl if you’re the type of person who believes teenage girls are vain, thoughtless, not overly intelligent, cruel to their mothers, and suffer from massive inferiority complexes. She makes the same She’s Cordelia Chase, but without the swagger and the show’s acknowledgement that, yeah, she’s kind of an awful person. (I’ll also admit she’s less deliberately malicious- with the exception of to her mother- and more someone who constantly hurts people with her thoughtlessness and then refuses to learn from that thoughtlessness). If I wanted to watch a CW show about pretty, privileged, blonde girls with relationship dramaz, I would watch Gossip Girl.
Though, like Cordelia, there’s hope for her to get better. She’s grown on me in season 2. She’s more confident, she’s taking care of people, and the scene with her mom (I love the sheriff by the way) before she compelled away her memories was truly sad. Her friendship with Tyler is also very cute and refreshing, and I really hope (probably vainly) that it remains platonic.
Mostly though, I’m irritated so much time is spent on her rather than Bonnie. However, if it were a choice between writing off her and Damon, Damon gets the axe every time.
Jeremy & Tyler
Both of these characters irritated me consistently through season 1. Except for when they were interacting with each other. Basically, they need to have a lot of sex. I still don’t even like them that much, and I ship the hell out of them.
Less perversely, I should probably dislike Tyler a lot more than I actually do, considering how much of a classist, sexist dick he was in early season 1. But he wasn’t a constant enough a character for my irritation to bloom into full on hatred (see: Damon, Caroline). Jeremy is just kind of annoying in that sixteen year old boy. He’s also hilarious in that sixteen year old boy. (Bonnie: It’s just, I feel alone since my grandmother died and my father doesn’t want to know about my powers and I’m so confused about these powers and I feel like I’m losing my best friends. Jeremy: OMG BONNIE I FEEL ALONE TOO). But I seriously think the kid’s depressed (and has been since his parents died), and of all the characters on the show, he’s the one I would most like to put in therapy. His and Elena’s siblinghood is also super qt. They act like siblings. <3
Alaric & Jenna
I kind of love Alaric. I either want him to be my high school history teacher, or my boyfriend. (Not both though, because that would be creepy.) I like how he’s MOVING ON from his previous relationship- even though it still fundamentally affects and shapes him. I like that he’s smart and kind and good-looking and looks after Elena and this is basically Giles but younger and no British accent. I feel bad that I don’t have an opinion about Jenna other than that she is very pretty and sweet. I enjoy her when she’s on my screen, and forget about her otherwise. She really needs to be told about everything though. Not only is it super ethically questionable, it’s also- as has been repeatedly shown- a danger. She and Alaric are adorable together though, and his little jellus eyes when she was talking to Mason were too cute. Also, can we just now assume that every time a guy ~from Jenna’s past blows into town, he’s probably not good news for our intrepid protagonists? (I did like Mason, though. Even if he did try to kill Stefan bb.)
Katherine
Katherine was… kind of a huge disappointment. I respect that she is adamantly and unapologetically all about herself. But ultimately, for someone who was the catalyst for just about everything, she’s been underwhelming. She was effectively neutralized less than halfway through the season, and while the moment when she broke that girl’s back was chilling, it wasn’t anything worse than what Damon did in early season 1. A good villain shouldn’t be shut out of the plot so early into their appearance. And I know she’s still around, wreaking mild havoc, but the only reason she can is because the writers dumbed down the other characters enough to not just straight up kill her. Though, I am glad she is shut away, because Elena and Stefan being broken up hurt my heart.
Her relationship with Stefan is also so awful and wrong. I’m okay with her loving him in her own twisted, sick way, and I even get that he may have once had feelings for her, but it’s been 150 years. He’s over it, and she should be too. Also, again, with the raping and compelling and manipulating and threatening people so they’ll like you. Damon, Katherine, protip: not a good strategy.
Race & Gender in the Show
Coming from Supernatural, pretty much anything would be refreshing. But TVD is fantastic. The show consistently passes the Bechdel test! It has well-developed female characters in the central cast (and as much as I dislike Caroline, I do admit she is a well-developed character)! The main heterosexual relationship is balanced and caring! However, the show does have its problems. Females outside the main cast tend to have less autonomy than males outside the main cast, and are, in a lot of cases, there just as rag dolls to be used up and thrown away. I’m also not sure how I feel about all the witches/warlocks on the show being black. It’s troubling, but I haven’t yet been able to sort out why. There are other ways to have a diverse cast than to stereotype one group of people as being entirely of one race.
World Building (lol idk what to call this)
One of the things that’s really struck me about the show is that, even though these are all high school students, it doesn’t feel like high school. Even though Caroline is apparently involved with 6 million extracurriculars, you never see that, except for the cheerleading at the beginning of season 1. There only seems to be one teacher in the school, and, while occasionally they writers will remember to have something plotty happen at a dance, this doesn’t feel like high school the way Buffy felt like high school. And for some reason, it disappoints me that they’re not utilizing that aspect of the show. They do, however, utilize the small town aspect very well. And while my small town didn’t have the same ~founding families history, the festivals and parades celebrating local history are very spot on.
The tone of the show is odd too, considering what it is. Especially in season 2, they’ve lost a lot of the horror aspects. And overall, the atmosphere isn’t as tense or dark as I was expecting. It’s fun TV, but it’s not exactly tense or thrilling. It could probably stand to be a little more creepy.
The Plot
lol oh god, I am so bad at paying attention to the plot of this show. Moonstone what? Elijah who? The plot seems to move really fast while at the same time little fundamentally changes. Caroline becomes a vampire, Damon is a little nicer, etc, but there aren’t big arc changes. And I think maybe that’s because there isn’t a clear big arc yet, so we just get a lot of little arcs thrown at us.
Overall
Overall! I really like the show. I love most of the main cast. I adore Stefan/Elena. Fandom is hugely disappointing right now, but I’m hopeful as more people get in, more stuff I’m interested in will pop up. It’s engaging television, I don’t have to think too hard about it, and I really enjoy it. I'm not super pulled in like with Supernatural and Harry Potter, and I'm not sure if I want to write any or much fic for it. But I've already mixed for a couple of my ships, so I'll definitely be dabbling in the fandom. Good times await, I'm sure.
And since I'm getting into this fandom a little late, what do you all think, f'list?
This review brought to you by: the hour of 4 am!
lol I also meant to write about Generation Kill (which I am watching with familiar) and The Good Wife (which I am watching on my own), but this review is long enough. I was also going to talk about girl!James Potter and how she would be the most amazing thing ever, but she deserves her own post and will have to wait.
I've also switched from Firefox to Google Chrome AND OMG IT IS SO MUCH LIGHTER. <3____<3
Happy Holidays my loves!
So I watched most of the first season at the end of summer with
Elena
I love Elena. I think she’s a protagonist. Going into the series, I was worried she was going to be more Bela Swann than Buffy Summers. To my delight, she is neither. She’s a strong female character. And I don’t mean strong the way people usually do when they talk about female characters- fierce, stoic, warrior types who, as much as I enjoy them, do not represent the full spectrum of womanhood. She loves her family and her friends, she works to protect them, she makes smart decisions (for the most part), and she does the best she can for someone who doesn’t have powers but is still forced to navigate through a supernatural world. And it’s kind of refreshing that the main character of a supernatural show doesn’t have special powers but is still able to hold her own on the strength of her character. Elena’s like the good parts of fairy tales- where someone succeeds because they’re brave and smart and kind and decent. I mean, and I know I’m making it sound like she is the most perfect person ever to perfect, she has her flaws as well- she takes away people’s autonomy if she thinks it’s for the best, she often deliberately ignores outside counsel, and shuts people and outside activities out when she’s depressed. They’re realistic, organic flaws that don’t feel like they were wedged in because, Oh shit, in Writing 101 the teacher said your characters are supposed to be realistic and have flaws let’s make them all alcoholics. I JUST REALLY LIKE HER A LOT AND SHE HAS SHINY HAIR.
Stefan
I would have terrific amounts of sex with Paul Wesley, j/s. Stefan is so good looking. His bone structure. His eye crinkles. His body. His smiiiiile. *_____*
HOWEVER, I do love Stefan for more than just his tremendous good looks. I also really love it when he’s smug and does his little smirk-face at people, and yes it’s a bit self-righteous but he is generally self-righteous about the things he deserves to be self-righteous about. I love how quietly funny he is and how much he strives to be good and how good he actually he is. He’s compassionate and gentle and honorable and loves Elena so much and skgflkfgwdkldslka
Okay, clearly I have nothing constructive to say about Stefan. Moving on to…
~*~Stefan/Elena~*~
I know the general belief is that you can’t center a show around a couple and succeed, unless you permanently cockblock that couple (see: Moonlighting, Bones, Supernatural). I kind of love that TVD upends that. It’s all about the main couple. And it’s interesting! And not in a soap opera way- even though ridiculous, soap operay things happen. Stefan and Elena’s relationship is beautifully grounded and mature, and I’m kind of blown away to see it on TV at all, let alone the CW. They talk about their issues and work together to fix them. When Stefan is too controlling, Elena calls him on it and they change it. And I just love how, even though they have sex, their relationship isn’t super sexual. They’re affectionate with each other and like to touch each other. The strength and comfort they draw from each other, and how much they care about each other and help each and work together is just kind of wonderful and healthy. *many single perfect tears*
THEY ARE JUST SO ABSOLUTELY AMAZING I SHIP IT SO MUCH
Bonnie
BONNIE. BONNIE. So Bonnie is part of the whole reason I started watching the show.
Damon
I really wish Ian Somerhalder would get a fantastic opportunity to costar in a show opposite Misha Collins and so have to give up his gig on TVD. I really, really, really hate Damon. He’s a murdering rapist, who believes the most selfish thing he’s ever done was to tell his brother’s girlfriend he loved her. Because killing, turning, and raping people are all acts of charity. I have zero sympathy for him and blah blah blah the girl I loved was using me and doesn’t love me. Get over yourself.
Even now that he’s “better,” he still fundamentally lacks empathy. He doesn’t care for other people; he cares about Elena and what Elena would think if he did certain things. The way he treats Caroline, how he tortured Mason- it’s shit like that that shows he isn’t really reformed. Damon/Elena is a completely unbelievable ship. The development of his feelings towards her has been pretty much nonexistent and reads more as him transferring his feelings towards Katherine onto Elena. Though, maybe if the show just keeps repeating that DAMON LOVES ELENA, I’ll buy it. On Elena’s side, she’s too good for him, in love with his brother, and would, I hope, have the good sense to not date someone who killed her brother in front of her because she refused to kiss him and who raped one of her best friends. I’m kind of offended the show expects us to like and at least sometimes sympathize with him.
I also don’t buy/really dislike the whole “vampire switch” thing. I know they’re using to sort of justify how Damon can go from being a fucking sociopath to the charming rogue they’re currently trying to set him up as, but it’s bullshit. It’s a cheap way of getting out of real character development. I don’t mind characters who have done questionable/evil things in the past (though maybe not to Damon’s magnitude), but redemption has to be earned. It’s not a switch. (Though, I still, and forever will, hate Snape, and he didn’t even do half as many awful things as Damon has). Also, he killed Lexi, who was beautiful and amazing and a mini-Adrianne Palicki. And that is downright unforgivable. (omg I love Lexi and hers and Stefan’s friendship so much). HAVE FUN BEING FOREVER ALONE DAMON.
All that being said, I do like him on occasion. His “friendship” with Alaric is kind of weirdly adorable. They’re each other’s sassy gay friends, except Alaric isn’t gay and Damon isn’t anyone’s friend. (On that note, Damon is probably the most sexual creature on the show, and yet I don’t buy that he’s straight. Or even bi. I don’t know what it is but, except when he’s around Bonnie, Damon makes my gaydar scream.) I also like Damon’s friendship with Sheriff Forbes- his petulant, “I’m your friend” when she found out he was a vampire and tried to have him killed was hilarious and strangely adorable- and when he’s being oddly touchy and sniffy towards Stefan. Old habits die hard, I guess. The brotherfucking still calls.
Caroline
I honestly don’t understand fandom’s love affair with Caroline. She’s a realistic depiction of a teenage girl if you’re the type of person who believes teenage girls are vain, thoughtless, not overly intelligent, cruel to their mothers, and suffer from massive inferiority complexes. She makes the same She’s Cordelia Chase, but without the swagger and the show’s acknowledgement that, yeah, she’s kind of an awful person. (I’ll also admit she’s less deliberately malicious- with the exception of to her mother- and more someone who constantly hurts people with her thoughtlessness and then refuses to learn from that thoughtlessness). If I wanted to watch a CW show about pretty, privileged, blonde girls with relationship dramaz, I would watch Gossip Girl.
Though, like Cordelia, there’s hope for her to get better. She’s grown on me in season 2. She’s more confident, she’s taking care of people, and the scene with her mom (I love the sheriff by the way) before she compelled away her memories was truly sad. Her friendship with Tyler is also very cute and refreshing, and I really hope (probably vainly) that it remains platonic.
Mostly though, I’m irritated so much time is spent on her rather than Bonnie. However, if it were a choice between writing off her and Damon, Damon gets the axe every time.
Jeremy & Tyler
Both of these characters irritated me consistently through season 1. Except for when they were interacting with each other. Basically, they need to have a lot of sex. I still don’t even like them that much, and I ship the hell out of them.
Less perversely, I should probably dislike Tyler a lot more than I actually do, considering how much of a classist, sexist dick he was in early season 1. But he wasn’t a constant enough a character for my irritation to bloom into full on hatred (see: Damon, Caroline). Jeremy is just kind of annoying in that sixteen year old boy. He’s also hilarious in that sixteen year old boy. (Bonnie: It’s just, I feel alone since my grandmother died and my father doesn’t want to know about my powers and I’m so confused about these powers and I feel like I’m losing my best friends. Jeremy: OMG BONNIE I FEEL ALONE TOO). But I seriously think the kid’s depressed (and has been since his parents died), and of all the characters on the show, he’s the one I would most like to put in therapy. His and Elena’s siblinghood is also super qt. They act like siblings. <3
Alaric & Jenna
I kind of love Alaric. I either want him to be my high school history teacher, or my boyfriend. (Not both though, because that would be creepy.) I like how he’s MOVING ON from his previous relationship- even though it still fundamentally affects and shapes him. I like that he’s smart and kind and good-looking and looks after Elena and this is basically Giles but younger and no British accent. I feel bad that I don’t have an opinion about Jenna other than that she is very pretty and sweet. I enjoy her when she’s on my screen, and forget about her otherwise. She really needs to be told about everything though. Not only is it super ethically questionable, it’s also- as has been repeatedly shown- a danger. She and Alaric are adorable together though, and his little jellus eyes when she was talking to Mason were too cute. Also, can we just now assume that every time a guy ~from Jenna’s past blows into town, he’s probably not good news for our intrepid protagonists? (I did like Mason, though. Even if he did try to kill Stefan bb.)
Katherine
Katherine was… kind of a huge disappointment. I respect that she is adamantly and unapologetically all about herself. But ultimately, for someone who was the catalyst for just about everything, she’s been underwhelming. She was effectively neutralized less than halfway through the season, and while the moment when she broke that girl’s back was chilling, it wasn’t anything worse than what Damon did in early season 1. A good villain shouldn’t be shut out of the plot so early into their appearance. And I know she’s still around, wreaking mild havoc, but the only reason she can is because the writers dumbed down the other characters enough to not just straight up kill her. Though, I am glad she is shut away, because Elena and Stefan being broken up hurt my heart.
Her relationship with Stefan is also so awful and wrong. I’m okay with her loving him in her own twisted, sick way, and I even get that he may have once had feelings for her, but it’s been 150 years. He’s over it, and she should be too. Also, again, with the raping and compelling and manipulating and threatening people so they’ll like you. Damon, Katherine, protip: not a good strategy.
Race & Gender in the Show
Coming from Supernatural, pretty much anything would be refreshing. But TVD is fantastic. The show consistently passes the Bechdel test! It has well-developed female characters in the central cast (and as much as I dislike Caroline, I do admit she is a well-developed character)! The main heterosexual relationship is balanced and caring! However, the show does have its problems. Females outside the main cast tend to have less autonomy than males outside the main cast, and are, in a lot of cases, there just as rag dolls to be used up and thrown away. I’m also not sure how I feel about all the witches/warlocks on the show being black. It’s troubling, but I haven’t yet been able to sort out why. There are other ways to have a diverse cast than to stereotype one group of people as being entirely of one race.
World Building (lol idk what to call this)
One of the things that’s really struck me about the show is that, even though these are all high school students, it doesn’t feel like high school. Even though Caroline is apparently involved with 6 million extracurriculars, you never see that, except for the cheerleading at the beginning of season 1. There only seems to be one teacher in the school, and, while occasionally they writers will remember to have something plotty happen at a dance, this doesn’t feel like high school the way Buffy felt like high school. And for some reason, it disappoints me that they’re not utilizing that aspect of the show. They do, however, utilize the small town aspect very well. And while my small town didn’t have the same ~founding families history, the festivals and parades celebrating local history are very spot on.
The tone of the show is odd too, considering what it is. Especially in season 2, they’ve lost a lot of the horror aspects. And overall, the atmosphere isn’t as tense or dark as I was expecting. It’s fun TV, but it’s not exactly tense or thrilling. It could probably stand to be a little more creepy.
The Plot
lol oh god, I am so bad at paying attention to the plot of this show. Moonstone what? Elijah who? The plot seems to move really fast while at the same time little fundamentally changes. Caroline becomes a vampire, Damon is a little nicer, etc, but there aren’t big arc changes. And I think maybe that’s because there isn’t a clear big arc yet, so we just get a lot of little arcs thrown at us.
Overall
Overall! I really like the show. I love most of the main cast. I adore Stefan/Elena. Fandom is hugely disappointing right now, but I’m hopeful as more people get in, more stuff I’m interested in will pop up. It’s engaging television, I don’t have to think too hard about it, and I really enjoy it. I'm not super pulled in like with Supernatural and Harry Potter, and I'm not sure if I want to write any or much fic for it. But I've already mixed for a couple of my ships, so I'll definitely be dabbling in the fandom. Good times await, I'm sure.
And since I'm getting into this fandom a little late, what do you all think, f'list?
This review brought to you by: the hour of 4 am!
lol I also meant to write about Generation Kill (which I am watching with familiar) and The Good Wife (which I am watching on my own), but this review is long enough. I was also going to talk about girl!James Potter and how she would be the most amazing thing ever, but she deserves her own post and will have to wait.
I've also switched from Firefox to Google Chrome AND OMG IT IS SO MUCH LIGHTER. <3____<3
Happy Holidays my loves!
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Date: 2010-12-22 12:03 pm (UTC)Hypothesis: GK Review will just be WALT in giant block letters, repeated five or six times.
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Date: 2010-12-22 12:15 pm (UTC)But omg. Waaaaaaaalt. I feel like I'm on Lost!
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Date: 2010-12-22 01:01 pm (UTC)And deal. <3
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Date: 2010-12-22 12:02 pm (UTC)Because she's the hero that TVD fandom deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt her... because she can take it... because she's not a hero... she's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Dark Scorp...
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Date: 2010-12-22 12:04 pm (UTC)She will love this when she sees it, btw. What is her symbol, I wonder.
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Date: 2010-12-22 12:16 pm (UTC)Good! And I don't know. Something wonderful and loveable but able to stand up to injustice. Perhaps a kitten?
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Date: 2010-12-22 01:32 pm (UTC)LMAO bb!Katherine. YOU MUST! I BELIEVE IN YOU SCORP. PLS TO BE LETTING COYOTE AND I BE YOUR ROBIN AND BATGIRL?
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Date: 2010-12-22 01:41 pm (UTC)I DO NOT WANT TO BE BB!KATHERINE, TELL HER SHE IS WROOOOONG. I AM TOO NICE AND ADORABLE TO BE KATHERINE. BUT OMG, YES. YOU WOULD BE MY ROBIN AND BATGIRL! <3___<3 And Heather wants to be my Catwoman, so that works out.
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Date: 2010-12-22 01:42 pm (UTC)Perfect! It's settled then. I will prepare the costumes.
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Date: 2010-12-22 01:59 pm (UTC)Our broken pieces fit together :*
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Date: 2010-12-22 02:01 pm (UTC)They dooooo *________*
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Date: 2010-12-22 02:11 pm (UTC)Soouuuulmaaaateees. Wonder twins! <3____<3
LOL. I only have that one because that scene was hot. Katherine topping Damon is hot *iz shallow* And I only have this one because I really love the keywords I put for it, "He mistook her lack of descretion for honesty" Sums up Damon/Katherine for me.
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Date: 2010-12-22 12:13 pm (UTC)I would have terrific amounts of sex with Paul Wesley, j/s.
So would Unai, girl.
Stefan and Elena’s relationship is beautifully grounded and mature, and I’m kind of blown away to see it on TV at all, let alone the CW.
*heartflutter*
She is basically perfect and should be my girlfriend.
*our girlfriend
Damn, by the way, I need someone to ship Walt with so he can get some goddamn h/c. Who can we toss his way?
Laughing so hard at your first Damon paragraph. The truth is in you my sweet coyote.
He doesn’t care for other people; he cares about Elena and what Elena would think if he did certain things.
While I do generally agree with this, and think it is a MAJOR flaw on the writers' part as far as presenting a reasonable redemption arc for Damon, I do kind of think Damon has kind of come to care about some people. Like Alaric, and Sheriff Forbes! Hell, even his relationship with Stefan has improved. And they all grew organically. It's his relationship with Elena that makes no sense developmentally. It's not organic, it doesn't feel genuine, and Damon shows his very worst sides because of her - the murdering, abusive, rapist sociopathic psycho, basically.
Though, maybe if the show just keeps repeating that DAMON LOVES ELENA, I’ll buy it.
Lol this.
I think the show has been really, really good with a lot of its issues, and it's not perfect (obviously, I mean, Tyler and Jeremy aren't fucking). I think Damon's characterization may be the worst part of the show. But I'm not that bothered by it yet. The parts of the show that work are good enough that I can tolerate the bad, and even come to accept them, because some of it is what the audience wants, and as we both know, the audience of TVD is very flawed, too.
More to come!
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Date: 2010-12-22 01:07 pm (UTC)Our girlfriend, yes, exactly.
Bonnie should meet him after she goes away to college idk. *is five in the morning*
lol I hadn't realized I hated him that much until I wrote this. But I do! SO MUCH FIERY HATRED. And it's not even fandom's fault, like it kind of is with Castiel!
Yeah, if the show would concentrate more on his relationship with other people BESIDES Elena, and showed him as being genuinely sympathetic to them, I might buy his transformation more. But as it is, it's all tell and no show. (oh god, that is such a pretentious, cliche thing to say).
Damon characterization is definitely the worst done. But none of what the show does badly is enough to outweigh the good so far. \o/
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Date: 2010-12-22 01:12 pm (UTC)Nah, I would probably like Damon more if fandom thought he was the creepy horrible loser he is. It's when you have people like OMG DAMON POOR DAMON ): and CASTIEL IS SO AMAZING :D that I tend to dislike those characters even more. Caroline popularity just confuses me, because she's awful.
I don't think so. Damon's relationship with Elena IS all tell and no show. Not to draw unnecessary but mostly correct parallels to Dean and Castiel, but SPN is the same way about their friendship. They're just like, Castiel is Dean's friend! Since when bitches? Since fucking when. Same thing with Damon's epic love for Elena. When the fuck did this happen? Let me see the receipts.
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Date: 2010-12-22 12:23 pm (UTC)I have a lot of problems with that too, it's just...I try and have issues with TVD and my heart won't fucking let me, unless it's Jeremy/Tyler, because they need to fuck. Otherwise I'm like lalala *floats off into happy stefan/elena and bonnie bliss*
The whole idea of the vampire switch thing is deeply, DEEPLY flawed. I'll leave it at that.
Though, I still, and forever will, hate Snape, and he didn’t even do half as many awful things as Damon has
Perhaps not directly, and he did ~reform, but he was still a death eater, so it's pretty safe to say he at least witnessed murder and other awful acts going on and did nothing to stop it, which isn't really a whole lot better :/ I think Damon just has that big, blinking SOCIOPATH sign over his head. Snape wasn't exactly sociopathic, just a pathetic sadass piece of shit :D
HAVE FUN BEING FOREVER ALONE DAMON.
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The brotherfucking still calls.
The show works to make it call, girl. You can't help but have eyes.
I honestly don’t understand fandom’s love affair with Caroline.
I manage to get angry with this though.
Her friendship with Tyler is also very cute and refreshing, and I really hope (probably vainly) that it remains platonic.
Yeah, very in vain, since I'm pretty sure he lays one on her next episode. Though it remains to be seen whether or not she feels the same way about Tyler as he apparently does about her. Sigh. Being off with Jeremy is hard.
Whatever, in my heart and our AIM chats, they're buddies and I really like them that way :D
Aaaaand more to come.
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Date: 2010-12-22 01:36 pm (UTC)Oh yeah, Snape is awful AS I AM OFTEN THE FIRST TO TELL YOU. But he was never quite as gleefully evil as Damon. And he did kind of sort of redeem himself and work for the bad guys even though it was for Lily and not because it was right. I bet Snape and Damon hang out at the same losers club.
I LIKE YOU MORE.
I think I meant to put naively there. Or in vain? In vain is a fucking phrase, right?
Caroline and Tyler are BFFs and have matching bracelets, so there world.
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Date: 2010-12-22 01:40 pm (UTC)NO YOU DON'T :D
...I thought it was? What the fuck. Maybe we're spelling it wrong? D: Idek whatever we're both half awake.
Damn right :D
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Date: 2010-12-22 12:28 pm (UTC)STEFAN > DAMON
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Date: 2010-12-22 12:34 pm (UTC)Because!
1. He isn't a psycho.
2. He doesn't rape your best friends.
3. He doesn't try to murder your best friends.
4. He doesn't force himself on you.
5. He doesn't murder your little brother because you wouldn't make out with him.
6. He didn't fuck your mother.
Tada! Six reasons Stefan is better than Damon :)
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Date: 2010-12-22 01:06 pm (UTC)he must seriously have some bro issues to keep wanting so desperately to steal all his kid brother's girlfriends.
another thing that pisses me off about damon is exactly that: that he's stefan's big brother. he's supposed to look after stefan, make sure he's alright, just be a fucking older brother, no matter if only in subtext because of his hatred towards stefan. but he doesn't. instead he just keeps on angsting because he can't have stefan's girls.
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Date: 2010-12-22 01:13 pm (UTC)Lol Damon's got a huge gay crush on Stefan. He needs so much therapy. Therapy with a robot he can't kill.
Stefan's the HBIC and Damon can't deal, the end.
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Date: 2010-12-22 01:23 pm (UTC)Oh jesus christ, I love you so fucking much familiar.
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Date: 2010-12-22 01:00 pm (UTC)And you should definitely write one so I can comment all over it. *__*
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Date: 2010-12-22 01:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-22 12:29 pm (UTC)but i have to take a shower rn
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Date: 2010-12-22 12:32 pm (UTC)This, with a side of I-agree jam and some delicious homemade you're-my-favorite juice :D
I like how he’s MOVING ON from his previous relationship- even though it still fundamentally affects and shapes him.
I really, really like this too, but you have to be fair - Isobel did compel him on some of that, didn't she?
Katherine was… kind of a huge disappointment.
Yeah :/ I remember at the end of season one when it was all OMG KATHERINE IS BACK! I was scared as shit, because you knew everything was about to get real as fuck. And it didn't get as real and scary as I was expecting, so it was a let down ): Katherine herself is pretty pathetic and loserish and also a giant sociopath. She is no HBIC. She hasn't run shit, Stefan and Elena are already making out again and she's stuck in a fucking cave. No one gives a fuck about you anymore Katherine.
Coming from Supernatural, pretty much anything would be refreshing.
Leaving SPN is like taking a swandive into a refreshingly cool body of water full of really hot soccer players in terms of...well, pretty much everything that's happened since season four.
I agree about the ~world building~ (lol) section. The small town usage is really good and brings a great atmosphere to the show. But I swear, I was pretty sure they were on summer break for a few episodes until Tyler and Caroline were randomly at school. What grade are they even in? Jesus Christ lol
It could probably stand to be a little more creepy.
Omgggg that seance scene from last season seriously creeped me out. I want to see more of that tbh.
GOOD TIMES DO AWAIT INDEED! :D
Part one (because I think too much, even in my sleep-deprived state. Or perhaps because)
Date: 2010-12-22 04:08 pm (UTC)I like that you use my Scorpiod has a dark side tag for this. It makes me giddy. XD
I agree with all your thoughts about Elena! THAT is why I love her. That is why she is my homegirl. She does not have superpowers, she is not a psychical badass, but she is a strong woman. She is strong of heart and mind and I love her so much (and I love that Elena's heart is a strength. Like, instead of emotional-woman stereotype, Elena's heart saves her, Elena's empathy and understanding of those around her is a beautiful thing, Elena's ability to love and see the best in others and emphasize with people--EVEN WHEN THEY ARE KIDNAPPING HER--is the most wonderful thing about her and sets her apart from Katherine), Coyote, I love Elena. I don't understand people who don't like Elena. They are wrong in the head.
STEFAN IS A GOLDEN GOD. THAT IS ALL! (that, and Coyote, I don't understand people who think Stefan is a goody-two shoes. He's only good in comparison to Damon. Everyone looks good in comparison to Damon. Really, that is a terrible barometer. Stefan is plenty morally gray on his own). Also, Stefan/Elena forever and ever <3___<3
I AGREE WITH ALL YOUR THOUGHTS ON BONNIE TOOOOO. (though I wish show would focus more on her strained friendship with Caroline than this weird-ass, random Bonnie/Jeremy. I am much more invested in Bonnie & Caroline (and Bonnie/Caroline. Because Bonnie is a lesbian XD).
I feel like you and I are going to fundamentally disagree on Damon because we both read him differently, so I will refrain from commenting on that. Though I agree the switch thing bugged the hell out of me when it was first introduced because it felt like it was taking away responsibility for being so sociopathetic, but then I realized 1) It's a very fail switch. It goes very easily on and off. Even Isobel had a moment of humanity and she was supposedly, all the way off. That switch is flimsy and fickle. 2) You can CHOOSE to turn it off. Which puts back responsibility on Damon because he for the longest time chose to keep it off because he CANNOT DEAL WITH HIS EMOTIONS while Stefan at some point, made the decision to turn it back on because he wanted to be better. Damon chose to be nothing but a vampire while Stefan chose to be a person-who-happens-to-be-a-vampire. Stefan chose to turn it back on. Other vampires (Anna, Pearl, Harper, Rose) turn it back on of their own free will. It's still a choice, and that makes me feel better about it ^___^
BROTHERFUCKING ALWAYS CALLS, COYOTE. ALWAYS.
And it makes me saaaaaaaad you do not like Caroline, but I am glad you see Tyler & Caroline should be platonic. LET THEM STAY PLATONIC SHOW, AND STOP THROWING US RANDOM LOVE TRIANGLES. ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING LOVE TRIANGLES. /end random-ass rant.
Re: Part one (because I think too much, even in my sleep-deprived state. Or perhaps because)
Date: 2010-12-22 04:10 pm (UTC)Jenna needs to know so bad. Her and Matt. THERE IS NO REASON FOR HER NOT TO KNOW. OMG, WHEN SHE FINDS OUT, SHE IS GOING TO BE SO PISSED AT ALARIC FOR NOT TELLING HER. HE IS HER BOYFRIEND, HE SHOULDN'T KEEP THAT FROM HER. Stefan keeping the fact that is a vampire from Elena at the beginning was baaaaad, Alaric, LEARN FROM HIS MISTAKES, TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU'RE A VAMPIRE HUNTER. (I don't like Mason tho, because he threatened to snap Elena's neck, and that is just not cool with me. NO ONE THREATENS MY BB!ELENA)
I am also sad you do not like Katherine, but I get why you don't, the show did not handle her as best as they could. I just, I fucking love Katherine, Coyote. I do, and I don't even know why because she hurts all my favorite characters, but I love her so much, omg. I love how shameless and evil she is. I just love, love, love her so much, I admit it's completely nonsensical and makes her no sense and I hate what she does and I want to beat her away from Stefan with a stick but I looooove her. I have this whole headcanon for her now and now Heather and I are writing fic about her. Katherine broke us, Coyote. She broke me and Heather.
Also, Stefan/Katherine bugged me on Katherine's end because I felt she was too badass to be pathetically in love after all these years. But then I realized it was all to distract him from her real plan with the moonstone and offering Elena up to Klaus. And she doesn't really love him--she only thinks she does, because he's one of the few people in the world, if not the only person in the world, to make her feel. She is confusing her strong feelings for him for love, because it's the closest she'll ever get. He's (so far) the only person that ever escaped her. She had to compel him. He is still prey to her, and she's not going to get over it because she never caught him. Her love for him is somewhat love, but more "I want you because you are the biggest challenge I've ever had." She wants to have him and tear him apart and destroy him because he got away, unlike Damon. Damon didn't make her work for anything--he was hers the moment he laid eyes on her, so that's why she's so dismissive of him. Stefan is work and a challenge and I honestly think Katherine wants to keep courting him forever and ever. She never wants him to stop fighting her, because if he ever did give into her, it would stop being fun. She'd get bored with him and toss him away like a broken toy and move on. /*haz no clue why I just wrote this, I hate Stefan/Katherine.*
As for your race and gender thoughts: 1. ANNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI? ;_______; 2. It really, really troubles me that so far, all the witches are black (and I refuse to call them warlocks. YOU ARE WITCHES. DEAL WITH IT.). It's just kinda skeevy. And I miss the horror aspects. ;______; I want more horror. And also, one complaint I have: WTF, HOW IS A BULGARAIN FAMILY CONNECTED TO AN AZTEC CURSE? MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE, SHOW. YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID, "MYSTIC FALLS IS CURSED! BADASS EMILY BENNETT CURSED THE TOWN WHEN YOU BURNED HER AT THE STAKE" :P There, now I feel better XD
DONE! WOW, THAT ONLY TOOK HOURS AND MY HANDS AND SHOULDERS HURT NOW. :P (can you tell how tired I was getting by the end of this? My thoughts get shorter and lose coherency XD). GOODNIGHT COYOTE, I LOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUU <333333333333333333333333333
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