Sleep is for the weak.

[coyotesuspect]

It is 5:30 in the morning.

And I have discovered something.

Actually, I have discovered something for the second time. Rediscovered, if you will. Like Columbus rediscovered America after the Vikings (and possibly the Chinese) gave it up for a lost cause.

This is what I have (re)discovered:

WRITING PORN IS HARD, GUYS.

And I do not mean that in a punny kind of way.

Much as I love puns.

. . .

That is all.

LESS THAN 48 HOURS. OMG.

Thank you for your time:

Comments

[locknkey.livejournal.com]

I so know what you mean about the porn...

My stories used to grind to a halt at the sex scenes. What I did that completely got me over porn block was to write some prompts at the blindfold and kink memes. i made myself do it for five days straight. No more porn block... :) Can't decide if I should be proud of that or hang my head in shame?

*pervs on picture*

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

My stories used to grind to a halt at the sex scenes
Yes. Exactly. I get to the kissing, and then I immediately jump to the schmoopy cuddling at the end with the vague idea that I'll write the porn later. I get all giggly and embarrassed when I write porn. D:

write some prompts at the blindfold and kink memes
Last blindfold, I ended up just writing schmoop. *sigh*

And be proud! Porn-fu is an awesome skill to have! :D

*pervs on picture*
I figured it's good inspiration for porny thoughts, y/y?