Not that I'm passive-aggressive or anything...

[coyotesuspect]

Mmm. That's some fine eye-fucking right there!

Comments

[lavendergaia]

I could see hatesex happening... Angel condom and all that. ;)

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

You naughty girl, you. ;)

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

WELL WELL WELL
IF IT ISNT MY ONE TRUE PAIR
DACHARIAH

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

THEIR LOVE IS SO PURE.

OTP!! <33333

[bloodnfire.livejournal.com]

Lol I'd totally read that...

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Because it would be a true and beautiful story about a true and beautiful relationship, right?

Right.

[wonky.livejournal.com]

ROFL Truth. But there ain't gonna be many people getting behind that ship for some hate sexing because Zachariah ain't pretty.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
ZACHARIAH IS THE PRETTIEST PRINCESS IN THE GARRISON

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Zach can't help it that Castiel got to the pretty body first. The little fucker's always cutting in line. ):

[quarterwhore.livejournal.com]

AHHHHH I CAN'T UNSEE IT

Love the logic, though. THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER-- LET'S SLASH THEM!!

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

MAI LOGICS R UNASSAILABLE.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOL. THAT IS SO DISTURBED.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

YOUR ICON IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

I NO, RITE? It's brand new. I finally found some Anna/Cas icons and then THE SKY OPENED UP AND I HEARD HARPS AND ANGELS SINGING and all that happy mambo jambo.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

THE ONE TIME SUBTEXT DOES NOT INVOLVE BUTTSEX
~*~OR DOES IT~*~
Summary: Castiel is introduced to the world of pegging by his angel girlfriend Anna

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

IT HAPPENED. (Nineteen times in a row).

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

So that's why Castiel seemed a little bowlegged last episode.
TAKE NOTES FROM DEAN, CASTIEL.
HIDE YOUR WALK OF SHAME.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

Dean should teach a class on that.

BECUSE YOU KNOW SAM'S MONSTER PENIS IS IN PROPORTION. POOR DEAN HAS BEEN TAKING A GENEROUS AMOUNT PRETTY MUCH HIS WHOLE LIFE NOW.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

MAYBE THATS WHY HE'S ALWAYS CRYING

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

YOUR LOGIC IS SOUND.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Disturbed? Or brilliant?

[sometimeredhead.livejournal.com]

great because i'm not going to have that image in my head all day!

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Yay! It's a beautiful image to have. :D

[sometimeredhead.livejournal.com]

thanks to that picture I full on sniggered when i was in a meeting yesterday someone said something about, and i quote, "getting the right responses from upper management"

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

Hee. Sorry about that! :3

[pada-something.livejournal.com]

idk my bff zach

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

WRONG. He's ~*~Dean's~*~ bff.

[pada-something.livejournal.com]

tr00

[moodswingers.livejournal.com]

So many crotches, this could be considered tentacle porn.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Really? Because I consider it true love.

[kassidy62.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha!!

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

These are vary srs matter I is discussing hear. >=(

[kassidy62.livejournal.com]

***vary srs!!!!****

"Take the beer, Dean. Drink it."

"What's with the bucket of beer?"

"It's for you." Zach's voice is low.

"I don't WANT the damn beer--"

A cold beer flies out of the bucket and into Dean's hand. The top pops off and cold vapor rises from the mouth of the bottle.

Dean rolls his eyes, about to make a particularly cutting comment, but then his arm lifts, bringing the beer to his mouth. His lips, part, full and luscious, settling around the mouth of the bottle. Dean's eyes go wide. He tries to speak but only succeeds in mumbling weirdly into the bottleneck.

"Suck it," Zach hisses. "Suck it hard."

Dean lifts his head, exposing his long perfect neck to Zach's greedy gaze, and gulps the beer down. When he's done, his freedom to move returns, and quickly he drops the bottle. It rolls to Zach's feet like an obedient little dog.

"What the hell--" Dean sputters, then stops, eyes widening as another beer floats in front of him.

Zachariah licks his lips, a trail of something suspiciously precomeuous-like (only with glitter) left behind the path of his tongue. "You want more, don't you?" he whispers.

Dean tries to run. He can't. Can't speak.

Can only hold out his arm and open his mouth.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

OMG. That is both wonderful and disturbing.

I think mostly it's disturbing, but in a good way, you know?

[kassidy62.livejournal.com]

disturbing is sort of what I do, according to my family:)

Once you go angel you never go back?

[mckays-girl.livejournal.com]

It's not that Dean finds Zachariah particularly attractive . . .

Anna had ruined Dean for normal sex with his brother and now he had to find an alternative means of getting off. He tried approaching Castiel, but Cas had just cocked his head in that peculiar way, as if he truly didn't understand what Dean was hinting at. Zach, on the other hand, was totally down with the butt sexin'

True story!

Re: Once you go angel you never go back?

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

THIS IS THE MOST TRUE AND HILARIOUS THING I HAVE HEARD ALL DAY.

Re: Once you go angel you never go back?

[mckays-girl.livejournal.com]

There is a small part of me that wants to write this story, share it with the world (because everyone should know the truth), but I'm afraid I might break my brain.

Re: Once you go angel you never go back?

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

BREAK YOUR BRAIN WITH ITS AWESOMENESS.

Right? AMIRITE?

[absrip.livejournal.com]

*lol* Oh god, I just stumbled over this after reading your new J2 story, priceless!*g* Plz, plz can I borrow this pic, I'll of cause credit you:)

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Borrow away! The Dean/Zachariah love needs to be shared with the world. ;D

[deadwillwalk.livejournal.com]

*shudders* EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. lol

But then again I think Dean/Castiel is disgusting so yeah. HAHA. :P

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

But look at all that ~*UST*~!! ;D

[dangomango.livejournal.com]

Whatever, Sam/Uriel would have the hottest hatesex EVER, complete with epic bitchfaces!

Also I friended you :D and of course you don't have to friend me back. This is just an FYI :)

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

OMG. You just totally misunderstand Sam and Uriel's, like, dynamic. What happens is, Uriel- who is totes BFF and probs in luv with Castiel, and has been since, like, BC (which is Before Christ, for those of you who are, like, ignorant)- gets all depressed that "Cassie" is spending so much time with Dean. So then he goes to hang out with Sam, so they can, like, commiserate, you know? But Sam's a total dbag, and he's all, "Um, sorry. Me and Dean are JUST. FINE. And I don't want to be your friend anywayz." So then Uriel is just completely heartbroken, so in his angst and despair, he goes, like, totes ev0l and starts killing all the other angels in the garrison because he has no friends. I mean, he's the funniest angel in the garrison, but just because he's funny, doesn't mean they know him, you know?

And that's season 4 in a nutshell. From Uriel's perspective at least. *g*

Oh wow. That ran on long. Still want to be my friend? *eyebrow waggles*

Adding you back cuz you seem cool and I'm always willing to inflict my f-locked ramblings about college on more people. ;D

[dangomango.livejournal.com]

OMG. You just totally misunderstand Sam and Uriel's, like, dynamic. What happens is, Uriel- who is totes BFF and probs in luv with Castiel, and has been since, like, BC (which is Before Christ, for those of you who are, like, ignorant)- gets all depressed that "Cassie" is spending so much time with Dean. So then he goes to hang out with Sam, so they can, like, commiserate, you know? But Sam's a total dbag, and he's all, "Um, sorry. Me and Dean are JUST. FINE. And I don't want to be your friend anywayz." So then Uriel is just completely heartbroken, so in his angst and despair, he goes, like, totes ev0l and starts killing all the other angels in the garrison because he has no friends. I mean, he's the funniest angel in the garrison, but just because he's funny, doesn't mean they know him, you know?

I MISSED THIS BECAUSE LJ ISN'T GIVING ME COMMENT NOTIFICATIONS SOB so I will probably miss your response too BUT that was hilarious. ALTHOUGH. Dean already had a Cassie, and she was totes cooler than Castiel not that that takes a lot of work. COUGH.

I wish S4 from Uriel's perspective was the season we had gotten to watch D: GODDAMMIT, Kripke, depriving me of Uriel's bitchfaces!

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I MISSED THIS BECAUSE LJ ISN'T GIVING ME COMMENT NOTIFICATIONS
OMG WUT A BITCH. >=(

*shakes fist at lj*

I wish S4 from Uriel's perspective was the season we had gotten to watch
Oh lord. I just imagine s4 from Uriel's perspective complete with "Dear Diary" like voiceovers.

"Dear Diary,

Once again my hopes of smiting some wretched mud monkeys were dashed cruelly against the rocks. My pain is as vast as mankind's capacity to sin. It is beginning to seem as if God no longer cares about me after all.

But I am close to blasphemy.

In sorrow and in rage,
U.

P.S. Cassie is becoming increasingly distant. Was it something that I said?"