Date: 2009-09-28 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangomango.livejournal.com
Whatever, Sam/Uriel would have the hottest hatesex EVER, complete with epic bitchfaces!

Also I friended you :D and of course you don't have to friend me back. This is just an FYI :)

Date: 2009-09-29 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com
OMG. You just totally misunderstand Sam and Uriel's, like, dynamic. What happens is, Uriel- who is totes BFF and probs in luv with Castiel, and has been since, like, BC (which is Before Christ, for those of you who are, like, ignorant)- gets all depressed that "Cassie" is spending so much time with Dean. So then he goes to hang out with Sam, so they can, like, commiserate, you know? But Sam's a total dbag, and he's all, "Um, sorry. Me and Dean are JUST. FINE. And I don't want to be your friend anywayz." So then Uriel is just completely heartbroken, so in his angst and despair, he goes, like, totes ev0l and starts killing all the other angels in the garrison because he has no friends. I mean, he's the funniest angel in the garrison, but just because he's funny, doesn't mean they know him, you know?

And that's season 4 in a nutshell. From Uriel's perspective at least. *g*

Oh wow. That ran on long. Still want to be my friend? *eyebrow waggles*

Adding you back cuz you seem cool and I'm always willing to inflict my f-locked ramblings about college on more people. ;D

Date: 2009-10-09 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangomango.livejournal.com
OMG. You just totally misunderstand Sam and Uriel's, like, dynamic. What happens is, Uriel- who is totes BFF and probs in luv with Castiel, and has been since, like, BC (which is Before Christ, for those of you who are, like, ignorant)- gets all depressed that "Cassie" is spending so much time with Dean. So then he goes to hang out with Sam, so they can, like, commiserate, you know? But Sam's a total dbag, and he's all, "Um, sorry. Me and Dean are JUST. FINE. And I don't want to be your friend anywayz." So then Uriel is just completely heartbroken, so in his angst and despair, he goes, like, totes ev0l and starts killing all the other angels in the garrison because he has no friends. I mean, he's the funniest angel in the garrison, but just because he's funny, doesn't mean they know him, you know?

I MISSED THIS BECAUSE LJ ISN'T GIVING ME COMMENT NOTIFICATIONS SOB so I will probably miss your response too BUT that was hilarious. ALTHOUGH. Dean already had a Cassie, and she was totes cooler than Castiel not that that takes a lot of work. COUGH.

I wish S4 from Uriel's perspective was the season we had gotten to watch D: GODDAMMIT, Kripke, depriving me of Uriel's bitchfaces!

Date: 2009-10-09 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotesuspect.livejournal.com
I MISSED THIS BECAUSE LJ ISN'T GIVING ME COMMENT NOTIFICATIONS
OMG WUT A BITCH. >=(

*shakes fist at lj*

I wish S4 from Uriel's perspective was the season we had gotten to watch
Oh lord. I just imagine s4 from Uriel's perspective complete with "Dear Diary" like voiceovers.

"Dear Diary,

Once again my hopes of smiting some wretched mud monkeys were dashed cruelly against the rocks. My pain is as vast as mankind's capacity to sin. It is beginning to seem as if God no longer cares about me after all.

But I am close to blasphemy.

In sorrow and in rage,
U.

P.S. Cassie is becoming increasingly distant. Was it something that I said?"

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