omg why is my little sister listening to Owl City? sadface forever ):

[coyotesuspect]

My summer break thus far! A numerical breakdown!

Times I have stabbed myself in the face: 1
Bags of luggage I took on train: 6

Hours spent on train: 51
Hour that I got sick of being on train: 33
Episodes of Supernatural watched on train: 2 (Fresh Blood, Malleus Malleficarium)
Episodes of  Entourage watched on the train: 1 (New York)
Number of hours spent uncomfortably sleeping or semi-conscious on train: >25

Days home: 1.5
Immediate family members who are not at home and thus are making me a sad coyote: 1

World Cup soccer matches watched: 4 (Greece vs. Korea, USA vs. England, Germany vs. Australia, and North Korea vs. Brazil)
Books read: 1 (And Keep Your Powder Dry!)
Movies Watched: 1 (Sherlock Holmes)
Big Bangs read: 0 (shaaaaaaaaaaaaame; link me to yours! or to your favorites so far. :D)
Skip back on flist before giving up: =375
Words written: <200 (and all of them about how Castiel is the specialest little angel of them all)

Inches my little sister is now taller than me: 2
People I know whom I've already awkwardly run into: 1
Non-immediate relatives who will be descending on house within the week: 5
Days till we then all descend on LA relatives' house: <5
Number of people who will be at LA relatives' house: >17

Times my laptop (still broken) has almost made me cry today: 2
Times my mother has said some variant of "are you sure you're a vegetarian/you're still eating salmon, right/etc": 3 and counting

Wincon tickets bought: 1

tl;dr: hooooome. (and wincon)

Comments

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Sekhmet! ~heeeey

Fierce lion warrior goddess. Hellz yeah.

[taintedlove.livejournal.com]

I had you pegged for Artemis! But no, yeah, lion warrior goddess definitely trumps hunter princess.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I am just a maverick like that? ;D A FIERCE LION WARRIOR DESERT GODDESS MAVERICK. \o/ \o/ \o/

But I am quite honored you picked out Artemis for me. Because homegirl is fierce. (And also who I named one of my dogs after. >> )

[taintedlove.livejournal.com]

Bahahaha YES. Expect me to follow you around humming 'highway to the danger zone'.

Homegirl IS fierce. I sort of adore her. In that cold, aloof, she's so hiiiigh above me, she's so lovely, sort of way. :D

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Expect? More like demand. >D

LOL! Yes, that's it exactly. And, omg, I read this one really great yuletide fic about her one time where she was getting into the sexy times with Apollo and it was gorgeous. *__*

[taintedlove.livejournal.com]

By this one time you read a fic, do you mean that you read the YA lit series that had apollo and artemis as twin sisters who were born as humans and they were super hot and that's all I remember about the whole series? Oh, and I think Apollo played soccer or something.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

lol no. It was a yuletide fic from 2008, I think.

BUT THAT SERIES SOUNDS KIND OF STUPIDLY AMAZING. I WILL HAVE TO TRACK IT DOWN.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA. HEY FAMILIAR. CASS PEGGED YOU.

*rolls around in immature hysterics*

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

HEY FAMILIAR?

HEY FAMILIAR

HEY FAMILIAR

>(

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

SRY. YOU ASSHOLES ALWAYS USE THAT SAME ICON. IT THROWS ME WAY OFF BASE.

ALSO IT'S 5:30 A.M.?

No, you're right. No excuse. I'm a terrible person. Please find a way to love me despite it.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

It's okay. People honestly confuse us all the time. That's what we get for being so in love; we have become practically the same person!!!!!

I love you for your BEAUTY. *licks face*

Only 2:3O here! HEY WEST COAST MOTHA FUCKA!

[taintedlove.livejournal.com]

OH GOOD. I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT THAT. *snickers*

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah, egyptian lesbian sex.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Is there any other kind worth talking about?

[taintedlove.livejournal.com]

NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

Egyptian buttsex between brothers.

Duh.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Oh noez! HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN!1!1one!!eleventy!1one!11

[taintedlove.livejournal.com]

Now I want to write Sam/Dean Prince of Egypt AU.

ARGH MY BRAIN.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOL

DO NOT RESIST.

SAM IS MOSES. DEAN IS THE PHAROAH. THEY DECIDE SWEET SEXIN' IS THE BEST WAY TO FREE THE JEWS.

GO.

(omg your iiiiicon)

[taintedlove.livejournal.com]

On a not unrelated note, did you realize that Val Kilmer was the voice of Moses? I fully believe that he is capable of rescuing the Hebrews.

NO. NO. NOOOOOO. I CANNOT. I WILL NOT.
I sort of want to.

(you know it's true.)

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

lol! I had not!

DO IT DO IT DO IT @__@ LATE NIGHT IS THE BEST TIME FOR CRACK FIC AND BLASPHEMY

(crack fic and blasphemy should be a journal title)

(it is! THAT IS WHY I LOVE IT)

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

HE IS NOT ONLY THE VOICE OF MOSES.

VAL KILMER IS MOSES.

Sry, three year old joke from the awesome never-made-it-Broadway-musical The Ten Commandments in which Val Kilmer not only played Moses but in which the DVD case actually said, "VAL KILMER IS MOSES."

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

WHO AM I COYOTE ):
*identity crisis!*

[taintedlove.livejournal.com]

I VOTE FAMILIAR FOR PERSEPHONE. QUEEN OF THE UNDERWORLD. FUCK YEAH.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

LMFAO