this post brought to you by jingoism!

[coyotesuspect]

BOOM MOTHERFUCKERS

1:0

WON THE GAME AND WON THE GROUP


That's right. This flyass, sexass mothafucka hangs around presidents with his shirt off. HEYO.

President Clinton and Captain America welcome you in to the party.
~*~Really image heavy, bbs~*~

Let's watch that goal again, shall we?

Four minutes. We got four minutes of stoppage time. Game is tied at 0:0; England is up in their game. We win this, or we go home. And it looks like the boys are going home. I'm clutching my head, whimpering, praying, hoping, shaking, crying, etc.

And through the power of teamwork AMERICA GETS THAT GODDAMN GOAL.

Jumping, screaming, waking up the entire house, etc.


USA USA USA

And all those bad calls by the refs? Suddenly worth it. Because this, ladies and gents, is a goddamn good story.

God bless you Landon Donovan.

Captain Hotass America agrees!


Bro! Dude! (The captain celebrating post-game.)

In fact, let's take a moment to appreciate Captain America. (Carlos Bocanegra for those of you looking to hit up google images later)


That steely gaze...


He's an eagle! BOOM


Those arms...And again with the steely gaze!


You don't understand the things this man does to me.


Okay. Yeah. Maybe you do.

And let's have some bonus!Benny!


Thank you soccer for reminding me that I also like guys.


Awwwww.

Fuck but I have just been so happy all day. And so have these guys.


Just saying, but the coach reminds me of a goddamn eagle, all noble and majestic and austere and shit.


AMERICA FUCK YEAH


Oh hey it's the captain again.


Seriously. So happy.

Dancing around the house happy.


Oh captain, my captain.

♥ ♥ ♥


lol I just uploaded a ton of soccer icons and now my icon add ons have run out. /o\

BUT WHO CARES WE WON.

Comments

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I WILL NEVER FORGET OUR PANTSLESS DANCE PARTY. IT IS ALWAYS IN MY HEART.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD KNOW I GOT YOUR PANTS OFF FROM ACROSS THE COUNTRY

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

familiar. This is like the most Captain Brodger picture ever. He is all HAY GUYS HAY I'M GONNA CUDDLE YOU ALL AT THE SAME TIME HEYO!

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

BROS, GUYS, WE WON, MAN

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

BROS DUDES TIME FOR OUR GROUP CUDDLE

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO AMAZING AND OMG THEY TOOK AWAY MY BRODGERICON

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

HOW COULD THEY! THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

So you wouldn't catch this comment then?

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

very clevar

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

REMEMBER, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS BROS, I LOVE YOU AND I'M PROUD OF YOU

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

SO CUTE OMFG I LOVE HIM