PSA

[coyotesuspect]

Dear World,

I have the best wife ever. Past, present, or future- in all the universes that were and are and will ever be. She surpasses every other person who has ever lived and loved.

Please try to contain your jealousy.

-Coyote

Comments

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

It's all the sex. It makes her pliable.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

I wonder what it's like to be her. Never thinking with your upstairs brain...

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I think she enjoys it.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

I hope so, poor dear ):

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Don't pity her, just accept her.

*sigh* I'm still not getting e-mail notifications.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

That's really weird, I'm getting mine fine. Maybe you accidentally turned off your notifications?

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I checked and I haven't. *hands*

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

You're using gmail?

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

hotmail. IT'S NEVER GIVEN ME ANY TROUBLE BEFORE.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

IDK IDK. Gmail is working fine for me! ):!

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

...

...

You know when you catch your friends shit talking you and then you feel BETRAYED?

Yeah, I know, too.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I would feel bad, but you and familiar had a conversation about me having herpes earlier. ♥

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

I HAD IT, TOO. IT WAS COMMUNAL HERPES.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

But I never had it at all. The two of you were slandering me.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

UM WHERE ARE YOU

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

*clings to*

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

But we love your penis's brain!

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I really fucking hate my mom sometimes.