proof God/Sera Gamble hates me

[coyotesuspect]

Full disclosure: My real name is Rachel.

Question: It seems like it’s been forever since there was some big Supernatural scoop? — Jeff
Ausiello: Oh, really? Well, have you heard that Cass is getting a sidekick? Because he is. Rachel — as yet uncast — will be a pretty twentysomething angel with a finely tuned BS detector. Also, when Sam and Dean visit the Old West later this season, they’ll meet, ironically, an Easterner: Samuel Colt, a middle-aged hunter who’s tarnished his own legend by becoming more interested in pouring his next drink than firing his next shot. You reckon he’ll be able to help them dispatch Elias Finch, the innocent specter out for vengeance after being hung?

CASTIEL'S SIDEKICK????

CASTIEL'S SIDEKICK??????

I can think of no greater indignity.

flames. flames on the side of my face.

Comments

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

It won't. A het ship will never be huge in this fandom. I will lol if Castiel has sex with her, but that's unlikely. Save hope that she is a love interest for Sam, girl.

What B-list actresses do you not like? I'd like to nominate them for this role. Then it will be complete.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Oh god. dnw his scrawny pale naked ass on my screen.

Probably that girl on Gilmore Girls with her alien eyes and baby prostitute voice and forehead that is going to devour me. )))):

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

LMFAO. Oddly enough, she is probably too high-profile for SPN. You have to aim lower. Think other CW stars that just got laid off.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

lol oh god Caroline.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

LMAO

She was already on SPN though!

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Really? *irl headtilt*

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

Yeah! She was teen!Dean's girlfriend in After School Special. CW recycles the fuck out of actors and actresses. Trying to think of recently unemployed CW actresses...

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Ooooh.

I actually liked her/thought she was really pretty in that lol

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

I did too! And she is pretty. Caroline is just awful most of the time.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Rachel/Sam OTP. She will actually be an awkward 19 year old college student who heals Sam MULTIPLE TIMES with her magical vagina.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

*beautiful 19 year old college student/bandit queen/owner of my heart
Also. Also. Rachel/Sam otp. >) We'd be SPN canon!

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

BEND IT. BEND IT WITH EVERYTHING YOU ARE AND ALL THAT YOU HAVE IN YOU.

I WILL WRITE ODES TO THEIR LOVE.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

ARE WE BENDING IT THEN? CAN WE BOTH MAKE A CONCENTRATED EFFORT TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN?

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

YES. WE ARE BENDING IT. IT IS HAPPENING. SHE SAVES SAM'S LIFE IN A WHIRLWIND OF BEAUTY. HE IS INSTANTLY SMITTEN. WILL SHE TEACH HIM HOW TO FEEL AGAIN!??!? (answer: yes) DEAN WILL LOOK ON THEIR MAKE OUT SESSIONS JEALOUSLY

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

LOL I only suggested they would hook up because now that Sam has his soul back (right? doesn't he? idek) it's time to GET HIM A GIRLFRIEND :D

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

YES EXACTLY.

STEP 1: RESOULING
STEP 2: BOW CHICKA WA WOW