proof God/Sera Gamble hates me

[coyotesuspect]

Full disclosure: My real name is Rachel.

Question: It seems like it’s been forever since there was some big Supernatural scoop? — Jeff
Ausiello: Oh, really? Well, have you heard that Cass is getting a sidekick? Because he is. Rachel — as yet uncast — will be a pretty twentysomething angel with a finely tuned BS detector. Also, when Sam and Dean visit the Old West later this season, they’ll meet, ironically, an Easterner: Samuel Colt, a middle-aged hunter who’s tarnished his own legend by becoming more interested in pouring his next drink than firing his next shot. You reckon he’ll be able to help them dispatch Elias Finch, the innocent specter out for vengeance after being hung?

CASTIEL'S SIDEKICK????

CASTIEL'S SIDEKICK??????

I can think of no greater indignity.

flames. flames on the side of my face.

Comments

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

I would gladly tolerate having a penis-monster attached to me if it meant Supernatural could suck it, because that's what it really needs to do.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

*clings to you*

Oh god. What if it flies in the face of fandom and becomes a huge ship? )))))))): And I see Castiel/Rachel fucking everywhere.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

It won't. A het ship will never be huge in this fandom. I will lol if Castiel has sex with her, but that's unlikely. Save hope that she is a love interest for Sam, girl.

What B-list actresses do you not like? I'd like to nominate them for this role. Then it will be complete.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I WANTED MORE FEMALE CHARACTERS SHOW

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

will be a pretty twentysomething angel with a finely tuned BS detector.

I would like to go ahead and predict that she will die by the end of the episode. If not, she will appear sporadically until finally Castiel or the Winchesters kill her. The end.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I would much rather have her die at the end of the episode then undergo the consistent faceslap that would be having Rachel follow Castiel around as his "sidekick." Ugh fuck what if they decide to have some kind of weird plotline where she and Meg are rivals for his affections?!?!? I WOULD KILL MYSELF

[cackling-madly.livejournal.com]

The Old West ep sounds cool. The female angel sidekick - not so much. But I'm sure fandom will fucking jump on Cas/hot 20-something. They seem to like angels even when they look like Sebastian Roche (and I am saying this as someone who likes Cas, so...)

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

): I am actually generally really happy when Show brings in new female characters. Even when I know they're just going to die horribly. BUT THIS IS MY NAME. ATTACHED TO THE CHARACTER I HATE SO MUCH I HAVE TURNED HIS NAME INTO A VERB FOR FUCKING UP TV SHOWS I LIKE. GAMBLE IS CRUEL.

[goingtoqueens.livejournal.com]

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT CASTIEL, SO THIS IS JUST AWFUL, AWFUL STUFF. I HATE THIS SHOW. FUCK YOU, SUPERNATURAL. I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

I love everything this comment chooses to be.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

THIS COMMENT THIS THIS THIS THIS FUCKING CASTIEL CASTIELING EVERYTHING UP

FAKE BITCH. CAN'T EXPLODE.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

OH GOD, COYOTE. I'D PITY YOU (AND I TRULY DO) BUT AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S ALMOST TRAGICALLY HILARIOUS HOW MUCH THIS SUCKS FOR YOU. *cuddles*

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

LOL ISN'T IT THOUGH? RACHEL ISN'T EVEN A FUCKING ANGEL-LIKE NAME.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RIGHT? IT'S LIKE SERA GAMBLE WOKE UP ONE MORNING AND DECIDED TO HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH THE IRONY STICK.

[quarterwhore.livejournal.com]

wait. what?

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[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

also sorry if our conversation upset you! we did not mean to :(

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

I suppose you could hope that one day you get a spin-off wherein you are your own side-kick. Or something.

[radiophile]

I love how this show thinks a strong female character means "twentysomething with a finely tuned BS detector." And by funny I mean pathetic and infuriating and fuck where is the nearest sharp object I need it to stab something with.

I really wish SPN would stop retconning new characters with all this supposed ~history with Castiel. Like Balthazar was his bff or something but we got NO set-up and only one episode where the two of them were even in the same room at the same time. Can the writers just admit that they never intended for Castiel to be anything more than a minor, non-recurring character and stop trying to give him ~depth? (Or at least do it WELL instead of so half-assedly?)

[gold-bluepoint.livejournal.com]

... HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm so sorry. Hey, look on the bright side, with the way SPN loves it's infighting and backstabbing angels maybe she'll be planning on the dl to gank Castiel and take his place.

[ahmnomnom.livejournal.com]

THIS SHOW IS SO STUPID.

[write-light.livejournal.com]

LOL. And here I was, thinking 'how awesome!' to see something like my BigBang fics (1870s AU) on Show. Maybe Sera reads your LJ. ;)

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

1870s AU you say? 0:)

[glasshouseslive.livejournal.com]

Maybe she'll be to Cas what Tessa is to Death!!! That would actually be tolerable.

Probably not, but a girl has to have dreams. She better not be perky.

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

oh my godddddddddddddd I AM SO SORRY BUT I CAN'T NOT LAUGH. But I'll stop I swear.

"sidekick" is truly awful. I AGREE WITH WHAT SOMEONE UP THERE SAID, HOPEFULLY RACHEL CAN BE SAM'S LOVE INTEREST. Totally shipping Rachel/Sam, yep.

[lackadaisy.livejournal.com]

I wish there wasn't this terrible block between me and liking supernatural because every time I see spoilers about it in your journal it intrigues me. Sort of the way natural disasters on the news intrigue me.

Also I am so very sorry for your loss of dignity bb. *hugs*