proof God/Sera Gamble hates me

[coyotesuspect]

Full disclosure: My real name is Rachel.

Question: It seems like it’s been forever since there was some big Supernatural scoop? — Jeff
Ausiello: Oh, really? Well, have you heard that Cass is getting a sidekick? Because he is. Rachel — as yet uncast — will be a pretty twentysomething angel with a finely tuned BS detector. Also, when Sam and Dean visit the Old West later this season, they’ll meet, ironically, an Easterner: Samuel Colt, a middle-aged hunter who’s tarnished his own legend by becoming more interested in pouring his next drink than firing his next shot. You reckon he’ll be able to help them dispatch Elias Finch, the innocent specter out for vengeance after being hung?

CASTIEL'S SIDEKICK????

CASTIEL'S SIDEKICK??????

I can think of no greater indignity.

flames. flames on the side of my face.

Comments

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

OH GOD, COYOTE. I'D PITY YOU (AND I TRULY DO) BUT AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S ALMOST TRAGICALLY HILARIOUS HOW MUCH THIS SUCKS FOR YOU. *cuddles*

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

LOL ISN'T IT THOUGH? RACHEL ISN'T EVEN A FUCKING ANGEL-LIKE NAME.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

IT'S A BIBLICAL NAME, BUT...I'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANGEL NAMED RACHEL. SERIOUSLY. DO THEY MEAN RACHAEL, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

AFTER URIEL AND BALTHAZAR AND ZACHARIAH RACHEL JUST KIND OF SEEMS RANDOM BUT IDK THAT'S JUST ME

It really is hilariously awful though. I'm glad Sam is Sam so I never have to worry about Castiel banging some angel named Samantha. LOL omg just the thought. Poor poor coyote.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I MEAN THE EL PART MEANS GOD- RACHEL IS LAMB OF GOD. AND IT KIND OF FITS IN THAT RESPECT- ALONG WITH MICHAEL AND URIEL AND CASTIEL BUT MOSTLY IT IS JUST REALLY AWFUL

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

OH, I SEE IT NOW. OKAY. IT STILL SOUNDS WEIRDLY MODERN THOUGH IN COMPARISON.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

YEAH UGH I FUCKING HATE MY NAME'S MEANING/IT'S ACCOMPANYING BIBLICAL STORY

BUT IT'S STILL MY NAME SUPERNATURAL

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RIGHT? IT'S LIKE SERA GAMBLE WOKE UP ONE MORNING AND DECIDED TO HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH THE IRONY STICK.