I just need to get this out before I write an essay.

[coyotesuspect]

Dear Roommate,

THE LIVING ROOM IS NOT YOUR FUCKING BEDROOM. STOP SLEEPING ON THE COUCH. PUT YOUR FUCKING COMFORTER AND PILLOW ON YOUR BED. THE COFFEE TABLE IS NOT YOUR NIGHT STAND. THE CHAIRS ARE NOT YOUR BOOKSHELVES. THE FLOOR IS NOT YOUR TRASH CAN.

AND

GET

YOUR

FUCKING

HAIR

OUT

OF

THE

SINK.

I will murder you in your sleep.

No love,
coyote

Comments

[lavendergaia]

I find a passive aggressive note works for most things. *nodnod*

Or, better, move your stuff into her room, since she's like, not using it and stuff.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

The funny thing is, we actually share a room. We have a double. Except she apparently uses her actual bed as her closet.

*head explodes*

[lavendergaia]

I would probably hide her stuff, but I'm vindictive like that.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

My friend needed to stash a bunch of pumpkins, and we put them on the couch so she wouldn't sleep on it. Does that count as vindictive?

Also, I keep "cleaning" after her. As in gathering her stuff that has been scattered on ever flat surface and putting it in a pile.

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

HAIR IN THE SINK >:O WHY
your roommate sounds weird and v. inconvenient :///

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO LIVE WITH OTHER PEOPLE

She is actually quite nice when I talk to her! She just has terrible habits.

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

I would be mad at myself if I lived alone and found hair left in my sink. >:|

Well at least she is nice. Though that makes it harder to talk to her about changing her habits maybe. aw <3

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Hopefully it would be your hair though. I am imagining living alone and finding someone else's hair in my sink now. D:

It dooooes. Also we have a class together and skdkshkgf awkward.

Also, I was sitting on the couch like thirty minutes ago working on my essay and this happened:

her: Hey, do you mind if I take a nap on there?
me: *DON'T YOU HAVE A FUCKING BED OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU* Yeah. No problem.
her: Thanks. And can you wake me up at 1:30 if you're still awake? I don't know if my alarm is going to go off.
me: ... Sure. :||| *goes to work on essay in lounge*

Someday I will learn to be forceful and non-awkward.

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I would even be grossed out with myself, if I found my hair sitting in the sink. Hair clumps shouldn't be in sinks. But your idea is way scarier :(

you could bring it up in class for MAXIMUM AWKWARD.

dude what. what. I mean maybe you feel awkward but even if she's nice about it it's kinda rude to barge in on someone using a common space.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

UGH SO A WANTED TO HANG OUT AND TALK IN MY APARTMENT AFTER DINNER AND WE COME IN AND SHE IS SLEEPING ON THE COUCH

IT WAS 7:30 AT NIGHT. IF YOU WANT TO NAP, DO IT IN YOUR DAMN BED. I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE MY FRIENDS OVER FOR CONVERSATION IN MY LIVING ROOM.

RAAAAAGE.

EYES SHOOTING FORTH FLAMES

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

yeah man :( I think you just gotta talk to her maybe :( :( *pets your hair*

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

lol I stepped on a wad of her hair in the bathroom after this comment and I think you are right. ;_;

Maybe I can just live on your couch instead.

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

nnnoooo not a wad of haiiiirrrr

You can live on my couch some of the time but I think you should beat these couch-dwellers instead of joining them. Just a thought :)

[goingtoqueens.livejournal.com]

I WILL MURDER HER FOR YOU, DEAR.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU LOVE ♥

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

One of my roommates last year used to do the constantly in the living room sleeping on the couch thing. SMH.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Did you deal with it by murdering her?

Also hi! How are you? I feel like we have not talked in awhile~

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

I am busy. So fucking bussssyyy. :((( I feel like I have not talked to anyone in a while. /o\

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I know the feeling. :(((( Holding you and giving you strength on the astral plane.

[cantarina]

Hair in the sink :(((

About a month and a half ago, the maintenance guy pulled a hairball more or less the size of a rat (tail included) out of our downstairs bathroom drain. Responsible roommate no longer lives here, but ugh. *shudders*

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

So gross. :(((

Oh my god that is terrible. D: Like, I get it. I shed a lot! But pick your hair out of the damn sink/drain.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SLEEP ON THE COUCH WHEN YOU HAVE A PERFECTLY NICE BED? WHY?

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW. )))): IT IS SO CONFUSING TO ME.

[feathertofly.livejournal.com]

You could play Screaming Infidelities really loudly in the living room every morning. your hair is everywhere...

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

LMFAO

I'd have to track the song down first. But it's not a bad idea...

[radiophile]

UGH GROSSSSS :( :( :(

i would not be able to deal with that omg poor bb ;__;

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

:( :( :(

ty for the sympathy bb ♥ Currently I am sitting on the couch working on my essay, so I am not sure where she will sleep. I also am not sure if I should feel bad about this.

[pada-something.livejournal.com]

can we please go all deadpool on her and murder her with a machine gun



question mark

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

yes

period

[kitanabychoice.livejournal.com]

Oh ew. D:

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

D: my sentiments exactly

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

Gross. DD:

UM HEY WAIT DOES THIS MEAN I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH?!

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

SO GROSS

AND NO YOU WILL DEF HAVE A PLACE TO STAY. I WILL EITHER MAKE HER SLEEP ON HER BED SO YOU CAN HAVE THE COUCH, OR TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF HER ACTUAL BED AND YOU CAN SLEEP ON THAT.

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

OH OKAY GOOD THEN. BECAUSE I THINK I TOLD A I WAS COMING TO STAY WITH YOU AND PROMISED BAKED GOODS.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

WHICH A? AND I AM PRETTY SURE ALL YOUR BAKED GOODS BELONG TO MEEE @)__(@

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

THE A THAT I HAVE ADOPTED. ALSO, NO, YOU MUST SHARE THE BAKED GOODS!

[nitro26.livejournal.com]

HAIR IN THE SINK DDD: the horror of all horrors. how do people be that gross? ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE LIVING WITH SOMEONE ELSE smh. ugh, it pains me. /clean freak. I hope you can work something out with her! ♥

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I don't know! Like, I admit it. I am an incredibly messy person. But there are certain standards you adhere to when living with other people. *clutches face* *dies*

Thanks bb! ♥

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

If she's using the common area as her private space, that should mean that you can use her bedroom/private space as your common room >:D

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately she also uses her side of her room to stash her clothes. ;_; Because it's not like she has a closet she could put those in.