I just need to get this out before I write an essay.

[coyotesuspect]

Dear Roommate,

THE LIVING ROOM IS NOT YOUR FUCKING BEDROOM. STOP SLEEPING ON THE COUCH. PUT YOUR FUCKING COMFORTER AND PILLOW ON YOUR BED. THE COFFEE TABLE IS NOT YOUR NIGHT STAND. THE CHAIRS ARE NOT YOUR BOOKSHELVES. THE FLOOR IS NOT YOUR TRASH CAN.

AND

GET

YOUR

FUCKING

HAIR

OUT

OF

THE

SINK.

I will murder you in your sleep.

No love,
coyote

Comments

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO LIVE WITH OTHER PEOPLE

She is actually quite nice when I talk to her! She just has terrible habits.

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

I would be mad at myself if I lived alone and found hair left in my sink. >:|

Well at least she is nice. Though that makes it harder to talk to her about changing her habits maybe. aw <3

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Hopefully it would be your hair though. I am imagining living alone and finding someone else's hair in my sink now. D:

It dooooes. Also we have a class together and skdkshkgf awkward.

Also, I was sitting on the couch like thirty minutes ago working on my essay and this happened:

her: Hey, do you mind if I take a nap on there?
me: *DON'T YOU HAVE A FUCKING BED OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU* Yeah. No problem.
her: Thanks. And can you wake me up at 1:30 if you're still awake? I don't know if my alarm is going to go off.
me: ... Sure. :||| *goes to work on essay in lounge*

Someday I will learn to be forceful and non-awkward.

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I would even be grossed out with myself, if I found my hair sitting in the sink. Hair clumps shouldn't be in sinks. But your idea is way scarier :(

you could bring it up in class for MAXIMUM AWKWARD.

dude what. what. I mean maybe you feel awkward but even if she's nice about it it's kinda rude to barge in on someone using a common space.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

UGH SO A WANTED TO HANG OUT AND TALK IN MY APARTMENT AFTER DINNER AND WE COME IN AND SHE IS SLEEPING ON THE COUCH

IT WAS 7:30 AT NIGHT. IF YOU WANT TO NAP, DO IT IN YOUR DAMN BED. I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE MY FRIENDS OVER FOR CONVERSATION IN MY LIVING ROOM.

RAAAAAGE.

EYES SHOOTING FORTH FLAMES

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

yeah man :( I think you just gotta talk to her maybe :( :( *pets your hair*

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

lol I stepped on a wad of her hair in the bathroom after this comment and I think you are right. ;_;

Maybe I can just live on your couch instead.

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

nnnoooo not a wad of haiiiirrrr

You can live on my couch some of the time but I think you should beat these couch-dwellers instead of joining them. Just a thought :)