Los Angeles, I'm Yours

[coyotesuspect]

 Oh, so, I've been in LA the last couple days for my grandma's 80th birthday. Heeeey. I love/hate this city. 

Sorry for being such an awful friend lately. Unless you are familiardevil  and talking to me about soccer, I probably have not been talking to you. (And this includes real life friends and my parents because I suck.)

BUUUUUT! I did go see Jonah Hex (that superhero cowboy movie with Megan Fox) with my cousin my first day here. 

OMG GUYS THERE WAS SURPRISE!JDM.

I was just sitting in the theater, thinking about what kind of daemon John Winchester (Supernatural/HDM crossover mmmmm) would have when BOOM! JDM on my screen. I was all :O :O :O I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS IN THIS MOVIE. Hand to god I dissolved into giggles right there.

He was talking about how he had to do *awful thing* because his father ordered him too! And his father was their commander, so he had to listen.

Like watching JDM audition for the part of Dean Winchester. Which I guess makes Josh Brolin Sam? They were definitely having a ~moment. 

The rest of the movie was, idk, ridiculous? Megan Fox was probably one of the best actors in it. The scene in President Grant's office with the eldest Bluth brother is fucking hilarious, and probably unintentionally so. There are lots of explosions and rock music riffs and you already know how it ends, the question is just what the civilian body count will be. 

And then my cousin and I did some stuff and went to a party where there was a midget playing beer pong. I know this is disrespectful to note and I'm being rude right now. But it was just so surreal. 

Related note! Why are most of the people I know in LA semi-dating drug dealers?

Um. Um. Um. Right before i left for LA, both the latest apocalypse of spnland  AND the SPN Femmeslash Exchange got wrapped up. I am going to pimp the shit out of spnland  later, but y'all should seriously go check out the Femmeslash Exchange. We got 50 wonderful gifts- fics, art, and fanmixes. The next round is coming up pretty soon, too, since familiardevil  and I have decided to move our exchange schedule around. :) 

Thank you again to everyone who participated, and especially to our pinch hitters. You guys rock my world.

Also, expect a SPN Femmeslash Friending meme sometime in the future. Love the ladies with other ladies? Love the ladies who love the ladies with other ladies? Then you'll love this. ;)  omg I think I lost the thread of that.

AND NOW FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS POST

*drumroll*

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, I AM IN LOVE.

But not with some stupid boy or girl. 

As you may or may not know, familiar and I have been watching the World Cup together and betting on certain teams. Then one day we we were watching Brazil play and were all, "Hey, that guy is fine!" And then "OMG Him too!"

Those players were Kaka and Nilmar. And even though I know nothing about them, I ship. the. fuck. out. of. them. I know they both 1) are hot and 2) play for the Brazilian national team. Apparently this is enough to ship them.

So familiar and I created this epic verse for them and started including other soccer players and surprise children and Adrianne Palicki and decapitating sharks as a past time. This is pretty much how I spent my day. 

BUT OMG YOU GUYS THIS PAIRING IS LIKE BEING ON SPEED. I AM SO UP RIGHT NOW AND FAMILIAR HAS ALREADY WRITTEN FIC (at our private comm, sorry guys ): ) AND THEN SHE MADE A MIX FOR THEIR EPIC LOVE AND IT IS SO PERFECT OMG. 

Speaking of soccer, I am so worried about America's chance to advance. The ref made such an awful call in the Slovenia game, that even in my Nilmar/Kaka haze of bliss I feel myself getting angry.

Someone please hold me. ):

WILL ANSWER COMMENTS AND PMs TOMORROWISH. (Or July; I am disappearing from the 25th to the 3rd to be a counselor AND OMG I WILL MISS SO MUCH OF THE CUP whyyyyyy)

Night! LOVE YOU.

ETA: Also, this? Least helpful poll ever. This is worse than a British election, Christ.

ETA 2: Laptop still broken, but apparently can be fixed for $200. Older brother said he will loan me the money and then bought me ice cream because I was ): Best big brother ever, y/y?

Comments

[bloodnfire.livejournal.com]

Omg I love surprise!JDM! I'm on a huge JDM kick at the moment and it is wonderful.

EEE spnland! EEEEEEEE femmeslash exchange! <33333333

*holds you* The World Cup is so excitingggggggggggg. Omg.

RE. ETA #1. SPACE AU. SPACE AU. SPACE AU. I WILL ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF YOU UNTIL YOU WRITE THAT STORY. I AM NOT JOKING, I WILL HARASS YOU CONSTANTLY.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

It is the first time it has ever actually happened to me!

IT WAS PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME.

EEEEE!!!! ♥

*clings to* OMGOMGOMG AND CONGRATS ON TIEING ITALY, BB. FUCK YEAH!

lololol I will write it! Someday! But the problem is you want space, scorp wants superhero, familiar and cherie want non AU. AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY. ;__;

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, FUCK YOU SO HARD. NOW I WANT TO PLAY THE "WHAT KIND OF DAEMON WOULD EVERY FICTIONAL CHARACTER EVER HAVE?" GAME. F!

I hereby move all of the votes for Superhero to Non-AU since Superhero has the least votes and obviously all of those people's second choice would be Non-AU. WOW, THAT LEAVES NON-AU WITH A 14 VOTE LEAD.

I want your big brother to be my big brother, which is very lucky, since we were planning to have me be your Dad's surprise kid, anyway.

ETA: What the fuck was I thinking, not using my Surprise!JDM icon?

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

I hereby move all of the votes for Superhero to Non-AU since Superhero has the least votes and obviously all of those people's second choice would be Non-AU

THAT IS SO MEAN. OMG. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! ;____;

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

DO IT DO IT DO IT. I figured Dean would have a wolf that sometimes manages to look like a big, playful dog. And Sam would have a raven/crow or something like that. AND THEY WOULD BE ALLOWED TO TALK TO EACH OTHER'S DAEMONS BECAUSE THEY ARE SOULMATES. And Sam's daemon is able to fly far away from him, the way witches' do and she would visit Dean and his daemon while Sam was at Stanford and be all, "He does miss you. Don't believe for a minute that he doesn't."

But I still don't know what John's would be. For some reason I want to say a jack rabbit, But IDK IDK

LOLOLOL UR LOGIX R GR8

YES THIS WORKS OUT QUITE WELL. WE WILL WELCOME YOU INTO THE FAMILY WITH OPEN ARMS. (lol and now I just realized it is my parents' 25th wedding anniversary today. Holy shit. CLEARLY THIS IS THE OPPORTUNE MOMENT FOR A SURPRISE!CHILD, Y?)

re: ETA: I don't know BUT I AM GLAD YOU CAME TO YOUR SENSES.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

I mostly just hate L.A. Place of evil, it is.

LOL, SURPRISE!JDM. That almost makes me wanna go see it.

Ewww, dating semi-drug dealers. BAD flashbacks to my bff's drug days D:

OMG, DAMN YOU. NO. NO. I DO NOT WANT THE FEMMESLASH EXCHANGE NOW. I DO NOT NEED THE FEMMESLASH EXCHANGE NOW. NO. I'M SO BUSY, JFC. I LITERALLY HAVE TO SCHEDULE MY WRITING AND I REALLY DON'T THINK I CAN DO EVERYTHING I PLAN ON DOING RIGHT NOW. I DO NOT NEED THIS FEMMESLASH EXCHANGE SO SOON. NO. NO. WHY GOD COYOTE, WHY? *weeps*

I'm down with friending memes, though :D

*holds you* I am sorry about American, sweetie :(

OMG, UNFAIR. UNFAIR. YOU JUST GET BACK FROM CHICAGO, THEN YOU GO LEAVE US AGAIN? FOR A WHOLE WEEK? THE 25TH IS SO SOOOON. WAI, COY, WAI? *clings to you all pathetic like*

ILU2.

You should go for superheroes. Do I need to bring out Scarjo again?

YAAAAAAY, LAPTOP. YAY OLDER BROTHER. HE SOUNDS AWESOME! Can I borrow him? I want an older brother tooo! Wow, that sounded kinda creepy, disregard that, it's late.

ILUUUUUUUUSFM <333333333333

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I know it's a dreadful hell hole of a place. But it's just so exciting and fun and it amuses me how big and loud and dirty and vibrant it is. And I love the SoCal vibe. But I would never want to live here.

LOL Wait for it on DVD, methinks. Surprise!JDM was the best part, and now I have ruined that for you. :P


DON'T BLAME ME. BLAME FAMILIAR. I wanted to hold sign ups in October and she was all, Noooo we should poll people. And now August is winning. FML.

THEY CAN STILL MAKE IT THOUGH. They have a decent shot at qualifying. I am just a worrier. I worry.

*clings back* Because I have to go be a counselor at Girls State bb. :*

ILYM.

NO NOT SCARJO I AM NOT RESISTING. (Though now familiar has incorporated ScarJo as a character in our soccerslash verse, so you may have lost that edge.)

HE IS AWESOME. And, lol, sure! That is not the first time I've been asked that BECAUSE HE IS PRETTY AWESOME.

<3333333333333333333333 RIGHT BACK AT YOU.

[ai-kizu.livejournal.com]

I'm getting worried about England's from peoples' reactions on facebook (which is apparently my update for World Cup news now) they aren't doing so well. I will watch their match tomorrow though. This is the only time I get to watch football really and I am in the wrong country T_T;;;.

People have shipped for less SRSLY. Also it's footie they all get super excited when one of them scores a goal sometimes it is really hard not to ship them *cough*.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

England still has a chance! They're probably the best team in that group, tbh; they've just played a bad couple of games. But they're essentially in the same position as the US right now. If they can pull themselves together to beat Slovenia, they should advance.

LOL YES. MTE. Also, they're all really, really cute.

UNNF I APPROVE OF YOUR SHIP

[moodswingers.livejournal.com]

\o/ BECAUSE IT IS SUPER EPIC SEXY Y/Y/MFY

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

*squints* Though if you've posted something in your comment, I can't see it for some reason. I'm just getting a tiny box with a question mark in it.

Re: UNNF I APPROVE OF YOUR SHIP

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

*_____________________*
You are perfect.

[wonky.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey! I'm in LA and I'm not semi-dating a drug dealer. There's one person! Yay, LOL. AND THE MOMENT YOU SAID YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH HOT BRAZILIANS I WAS LIKE, "SHIT SHE MEANS KAKA" AND I WAS RIGHT. He IS hot. And the other one is so woobie, aahaha.

I freaking slept through the USA vs. Slovenia game. I was so pissed! I got up and settled on the couch with the TV on and everything buuuuut I fell asleep. I woke up at one point and saw 2:0 as the score and I was like, "DAMNIT!" But then I fell back asleep and the next time I woke up it was 2:2 and I was like, "Yesssss!" Until I learned of the fucked up call. Sigh.

SPACE AU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

lol YES ONE PERSON.

OF COURSE I MEANT KAKA. *__* And lol, yes, Nilmar is such a woobie and SO ADORBS. AAAAAH HIS SMILE.

lol I actually slept through part of it too. I got up ay 4:30 on two hours of sleep to watch the Germans play and was just exhausted by the time the US game rolled around.

Ugh that call. GRAWR RAWRGH ARGH. If that ruins America's chances, I shall be Very Put Out.

HEE!

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

Dude, I can't believe you saw me playing beer pong at a party and you didn't even say hi.

RUDE.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Dude, I was kind of not in a proper state of mind at the time.

But next time I won't forget. :*

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I completely forgot to mention my cousin's car in this post too. His name is Chad and he is a yellow 1987 diesel Mercedes with a "wide backseat" *smirk* (as my cousin put it) and a tendency to start to stall out when my cousin starts gunning 90 down the freeway.

[breathe-me27.livejournal.com]

Haha, there is nothing quite like the feeling when you see surprise!JDM. I remember I went on a really bad first date where we went to see Fred Claus and I was bored out of my mind. The all of a sudden...SURPRISE!JDM POPS OF OUT OF NOWHERE! He was only in the film for a few minutes but he was so sexy and charming and it totally cheered me up! :D

Like watching JDM audition for the part of Dean Winchester. Which I guess makes Josh Brolin Sam? They were definitely having a ~moment.

*GIGGLEFIT*

Oooh Femmeslash Friending Meme! Looking forward to that. :)

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Surprise!JDM fixes everything. :D It definitely improved Jonah Hex by at least 70%.

Femmeslash friending meme should be early July when I get back home. :D BUT YAY I'm glad you're interested!

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

Love the ladies who love the ladies with other ladies? Then you'll love this. ;) omg I think I lost the thread of that.
\o/

Thank you, by the way, for spreading the insanity to your journal. BOOM.

LOLing irl at your flailing. OMG. I AM SO HAPPY I AM NOT ALONE BECAUSE I SHIP. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. THEM.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

♥_____♥

Our madness is mutual.

[taintedlove.livejournal.com]

I got as far as 'megan fox was the best actor in that movie' and had to move on to the next story.

FEMMESLASH EXCHANGE WAS FUCKING AMAZING. You guys are fantastic. Can't wait for round two. *bow chicka wow wow*

I know nothing about soccer, BUT I WILL GLADLY HOLD YOU. <3

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I didn't say that she was the best. :P JUST BETTER THAN A LOT OF THE OTHER ACTORS IN IT. She, at least, did not make me want to burst into laughter.

:D Thank you bb! Both for your support and your participation.

THANK YOU FOR THE HOLDING. IT WAS VERY NECESSARY.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

ACK ACK I CAN'T STOP SQUEEING

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Me neither!!!!!!!! It's like my brain has overdosed on happiness. Oooomg.

And your icon! YOUR ICON. ELANO.