Los Angeles, I'm Yours

[coyotesuspect]

 Oh, so, I've been in LA the last couple days for my grandma's 80th birthday. Heeeey. I love/hate this city. 

Sorry for being such an awful friend lately. Unless you are familiardevil  and talking to me about soccer, I probably have not been talking to you. (And this includes real life friends and my parents because I suck.)

BUUUUUT! I did go see Jonah Hex (that superhero cowboy movie with Megan Fox) with my cousin my first day here. 

OMG GUYS THERE WAS SURPRISE!JDM.

I was just sitting in the theater, thinking about what kind of daemon John Winchester (Supernatural/HDM crossover mmmmm) would have when BOOM! JDM on my screen. I was all :O :O :O I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS IN THIS MOVIE. Hand to god I dissolved into giggles right there.

He was talking about how he had to do *awful thing* because his father ordered him too! And his father was their commander, so he had to listen.

Like watching JDM audition for the part of Dean Winchester. Which I guess makes Josh Brolin Sam? They were definitely having a ~moment. 

The rest of the movie was, idk, ridiculous? Megan Fox was probably one of the best actors in it. The scene in President Grant's office with the eldest Bluth brother is fucking hilarious, and probably unintentionally so. There are lots of explosions and rock music riffs and you already know how it ends, the question is just what the civilian body count will be. 

And then my cousin and I did some stuff and went to a party where there was a midget playing beer pong. I know this is disrespectful to note and I'm being rude right now. But it was just so surreal. 

Related note! Why are most of the people I know in LA semi-dating drug dealers?

Um. Um. Um. Right before i left for LA, both the latest apocalypse of spnland  AND the SPN Femmeslash Exchange got wrapped up. I am going to pimp the shit out of spnland  later, but y'all should seriously go check out the Femmeslash Exchange. We got 50 wonderful gifts- fics, art, and fanmixes. The next round is coming up pretty soon, too, since familiardevil  and I have decided to move our exchange schedule around. :) 

Thank you again to everyone who participated, and especially to our pinch hitters. You guys rock my world.

Also, expect a SPN Femmeslash Friending meme sometime in the future. Love the ladies with other ladies? Love the ladies who love the ladies with other ladies? Then you'll love this. ;)  omg I think I lost the thread of that.

AND NOW FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS POST

*drumroll*

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, I AM IN LOVE.

But not with some stupid boy or girl. 

As you may or may not know, familiar and I have been watching the World Cup together and betting on certain teams. Then one day we we were watching Brazil play and were all, "Hey, that guy is fine!" And then "OMG Him too!"

Those players were Kaka and Nilmar. And even though I know nothing about them, I ship. the. fuck. out. of. them. I know they both 1) are hot and 2) play for the Brazilian national team. Apparently this is enough to ship them.

So familiar and I created this epic verse for them and started including other soccer players and surprise children and Adrianne Palicki and decapitating sharks as a past time. This is pretty much how I spent my day. 

BUT OMG YOU GUYS THIS PAIRING IS LIKE BEING ON SPEED. I AM SO UP RIGHT NOW AND FAMILIAR HAS ALREADY WRITTEN FIC (at our private comm, sorry guys ): ) AND THEN SHE MADE A MIX FOR THEIR EPIC LOVE AND IT IS SO PERFECT OMG. 

Speaking of soccer, I am so worried about America's chance to advance. The ref made such an awful call in the Slovenia game, that even in my Nilmar/Kaka haze of bliss I feel myself getting angry.

Someone please hold me. ):

WILL ANSWER COMMENTS AND PMs TOMORROWISH. (Or July; I am disappearing from the 25th to the 3rd to be a counselor AND OMG I WILL MISS SO MUCH OF THE CUP whyyyyyy)

Night! LOVE YOU.

ETA: Also, this? Least helpful poll ever. This is worse than a British election, Christ.

ETA 2: Laptop still broken, but apparently can be fixed for $200. Older brother said he will loan me the money and then bought me ice cream because I was ): Best big brother ever, y/y?

Comments

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

True.

And if he had a daemon, it would be a dolphin that humps people's legs.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

The dolphin would clamber up onto dryland to hump a goddamn leg if it had to.

And now I'm trying to figure out how actors' daemons would work. Because JPad's daemon would obviously be some kind of gigantic, slobbery, hyperactive dog, so how do they get the raven for when he's Sam Winchester?

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T THINK OF A LOGICAL ANSWER TO THIS BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY QUESTION, COYOTE. IT IS 8 A.M.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

IT IS AN INTRIGUING QUESTION THOUGH.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

GO TO BED.

<3

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

SHE WON'T LET ME.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

U R MINE

4EVA

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

R DO AGREE.

SCORP IS TRY TO TAKE OUR LOVE APART.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

SHE R ENEMY. DO NOT LET HER TAKE U AWAY FROM ME.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

DO BEST CAN I IS, BUT PILLOWS DOES SHE LORD OVER ME. AND SWEET, SWEET SLEEP. SLEEP CALLS TO ME LIKE THE ARMS OF A MOTHER THAT LOVES ME TOO MUCH TO LEAVE ME ALONE IN THIS APARTMENT ROTTING FOR TEN DAYS.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

NO BUT MY LOVE 4 U TOO EPIC IS LIKE LUV FOR SWEET LIFEBLOOD VAMPIRES HAS DO NOT TAKE SWEET LYFBLUD AWAY I WILL BE UNHAPPY NO ROTTING U WILL B 4EVER YOUNG WITH ME

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

@_@ Yes. This R vry good idea that I not regret in a few years.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT AN ENEMY. I AM CONCERED FOR CHERIE'S WELL-BEING.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

HISSSSSSSS

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

I ORDER YOU TO GO TO BED, RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. IT'S 8 AM FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

<3 <3 <3

Fuuuuck, I'm tired. Why am I up?

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

Fuuuuck, I'm tired. Why am I up?

I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR ME.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I'm not tired.

Oh, insomnia, sweet mistress we meet again. <3

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

BE NOT AN INSOMNIAC, MY ONLY LOVE, FOR ONLY DEATH LIES THAT WAY.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN SAYING?

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Like I can help it.

OH HELLO BIRDSONG.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD GET ON AIM AND WRITE BATTLE WITH ME, AS LONG AS YOU ARE UP ;)

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Not my computer. Nowhere to save. ):

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

I'M TRYING TO WRITE THIS FUCKING SCENE WHICH KEEPS GETTING LONGER, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

Fuuuck, I'm tired and hungry. Fuuuuuck my life.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

WRITE THAT SCENE. MAKE IT YOUR BITCH. FEED IT YOUR COCK. ETC ETC.

I'm not hungry, I fought a war on meat balls. Tired, though. Do you think I can win the war on pillows?

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

HAY CHERIE HAY CHERIE HAY CHERIE.

I FINISHED THE SCENE! \O/ AND I HIT 14K (YEAH, I KNOW, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO MATTER, BUT FUCK THIS IS A LONG OPENING.) I FED IT MY COCK! :D

I THINK I'LL WRITE THE BITS FROM LAST NIGHT LATER. I'M GOING TO BED.

ILU <333333333333333333333333

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

SLEEEEEEEEP @___@ LEAVE CHERIE TO MEEEEE