Los Angeles, I'm Yours

[coyotesuspect]

 Oh, so, I've been in LA the last couple days for my grandma's 80th birthday. Heeeey. I love/hate this city. 

Sorry for being such an awful friend lately. Unless you are familiardevil  and talking to me about soccer, I probably have not been talking to you. (And this includes real life friends and my parents because I suck.)

BUUUUUT! I did go see Jonah Hex (that superhero cowboy movie with Megan Fox) with my cousin my first day here. 

OMG GUYS THERE WAS SURPRISE!JDM.

I was just sitting in the theater, thinking about what kind of daemon John Winchester (Supernatural/HDM crossover mmmmm) would have when BOOM! JDM on my screen. I was all :O :O :O I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS IN THIS MOVIE. Hand to god I dissolved into giggles right there.

He was talking about how he had to do *awful thing* because his father ordered him too! And his father was their commander, so he had to listen.

Like watching JDM audition for the part of Dean Winchester. Which I guess makes Josh Brolin Sam? They were definitely having a ~moment. 

The rest of the movie was, idk, ridiculous? Megan Fox was probably one of the best actors in it. The scene in President Grant's office with the eldest Bluth brother is fucking hilarious, and probably unintentionally so. There are lots of explosions and rock music riffs and you already know how it ends, the question is just what the civilian body count will be. 

And then my cousin and I did some stuff and went to a party where there was a midget playing beer pong. I know this is disrespectful to note and I'm being rude right now. But it was just so surreal. 

Related note! Why are most of the people I know in LA semi-dating drug dealers?

Um. Um. Um. Right before i left for LA, both the latest apocalypse of spnland  AND the SPN Femmeslash Exchange got wrapped up. I am going to pimp the shit out of spnland  later, but y'all should seriously go check out the Femmeslash Exchange. We got 50 wonderful gifts- fics, art, and fanmixes. The next round is coming up pretty soon, too, since familiardevil  and I have decided to move our exchange schedule around. :) 

Thank you again to everyone who participated, and especially to our pinch hitters. You guys rock my world.

Also, expect a SPN Femmeslash Friending meme sometime in the future. Love the ladies with other ladies? Love the ladies who love the ladies with other ladies? Then you'll love this. ;)  omg I think I lost the thread of that.

AND NOW FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS POST

*drumroll*

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, I AM IN LOVE.

But not with some stupid boy or girl. 

As you may or may not know, familiar and I have been watching the World Cup together and betting on certain teams. Then one day we we were watching Brazil play and were all, "Hey, that guy is fine!" And then "OMG Him too!"

Those players were Kaka and Nilmar. And even though I know nothing about them, I ship. the. fuck. out. of. them. I know they both 1) are hot and 2) play for the Brazilian national team. Apparently this is enough to ship them.

So familiar and I created this epic verse for them and started including other soccer players and surprise children and Adrianne Palicki and decapitating sharks as a past time. This is pretty much how I spent my day. 

BUT OMG YOU GUYS THIS PAIRING IS LIKE BEING ON SPEED. I AM SO UP RIGHT NOW AND FAMILIAR HAS ALREADY WRITTEN FIC (at our private comm, sorry guys ): ) AND THEN SHE MADE A MIX FOR THEIR EPIC LOVE AND IT IS SO PERFECT OMG. 

Speaking of soccer, I am so worried about America's chance to advance. The ref made such an awful call in the Slovenia game, that even in my Nilmar/Kaka haze of bliss I feel myself getting angry.

Someone please hold me. ):

WILL ANSWER COMMENTS AND PMs TOMORROWISH. (Or July; I am disappearing from the 25th to the 3rd to be a counselor AND OMG I WILL MISS SO MUCH OF THE CUP whyyyyyy)

Night! LOVE YOU.

ETA: Also, this? Least helpful poll ever. This is worse than a British election, Christ.

ETA 2: Laptop still broken, but apparently can be fixed for $200. Older brother said he will loan me the money and then bought me ice cream because I was ): Best big brother ever, y/y?

Comments

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

I mostly just hate L.A. Place of evil, it is.

LOL, SURPRISE!JDM. That almost makes me wanna go see it.

Ewww, dating semi-drug dealers. BAD flashbacks to my bff's drug days D:

OMG, DAMN YOU. NO. NO. I DO NOT WANT THE FEMMESLASH EXCHANGE NOW. I DO NOT NEED THE FEMMESLASH EXCHANGE NOW. NO. I'M SO BUSY, JFC. I LITERALLY HAVE TO SCHEDULE MY WRITING AND I REALLY DON'T THINK I CAN DO EVERYTHING I PLAN ON DOING RIGHT NOW. I DO NOT NEED THIS FEMMESLASH EXCHANGE SO SOON. NO. NO. WHY GOD COYOTE, WHY? *weeps*

I'm down with friending memes, though :D

*holds you* I am sorry about American, sweetie :(

OMG, UNFAIR. UNFAIR. YOU JUST GET BACK FROM CHICAGO, THEN YOU GO LEAVE US AGAIN? FOR A WHOLE WEEK? THE 25TH IS SO SOOOON. WAI, COY, WAI? *clings to you all pathetic like*

ILU2.

You should go for superheroes. Do I need to bring out Scarjo again?

YAAAAAAY, LAPTOP. YAY OLDER BROTHER. HE SOUNDS AWESOME! Can I borrow him? I want an older brother tooo! Wow, that sounded kinda creepy, disregard that, it's late.

ILUUUUUUUUSFM <333333333333

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I know it's a dreadful hell hole of a place. But it's just so exciting and fun and it amuses me how big and loud and dirty and vibrant it is. And I love the SoCal vibe. But I would never want to live here.

LOL Wait for it on DVD, methinks. Surprise!JDM was the best part, and now I have ruined that for you. :P


DON'T BLAME ME. BLAME FAMILIAR. I wanted to hold sign ups in October and she was all, Noooo we should poll people. And now August is winning. FML.

THEY CAN STILL MAKE IT THOUGH. They have a decent shot at qualifying. I am just a worrier. I worry.

*clings back* Because I have to go be a counselor at Girls State bb. :*

ILYM.

NO NOT SCARJO I AM NOT RESISTING. (Though now familiar has incorporated ScarJo as a character in our soccerslash verse, so you may have lost that edge.)

HE IS AWESOME. And, lol, sure! That is not the first time I've been asked that BECAUSE HE IS PRETTY AWESOME.

<3333333333333333333333 RIGHT BACK AT YOU.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

NEVER EVER LIVE THERE. IT TERRIFIED ME JUST TO DRIVE THROUGH IT.

Do not worry, I checked the spoilers of my own free will (and I wasn't even planning to see it at all until you mentioned JDM XD).

THERE WAS A POLL? SO UNFAIR, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS. *should check flist more often*

BUT, OMG, I AM SO BUSY. I mean, I can maybe manage sign-ups in August BUT I'M DOING THREESOME EXCHANGE TOO. AND I WANTED TO BE FREE FOR FALL AFTER THAT TO WRITE IDEAS IN MY HEAD THAT I HAVE NOT GOTTEN A CHANCE TO, AND THEN DO YULETIDE. WOE. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TIME IN THE WORLD.

I shall miss you. So much *clings to your ankle* Have fun, though!

OMG, THAT IS A LOW MOVE OF FAM. JFC, WHAT ELSE DO I THROW AT YOU? You should put Scarjo in your Superhero AU and make her some sort of memetic badass, like Chuck Norris.

I LOVE YOU MORE *LOVES ON*

P.S. I am now super curious to what sort of Daemon you think I would have :)

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

LOL Both my parents are from there, so maybe I just feel an ~affinity.

XD Well that works out well then. Though, fair warning, he's only in it for like five minutes.

It's still open! GO VOTE AND SAVE ME THE STRESS OF RUNNING AN EXCHANGE IN AUGUST.

*soothes and pets*

SHE IS FULL OF LOW MOVES. SHE IS A SEDUCTIVE WENCH. LMAO I really should

*purrs and nuzzles you*

Hmmm. I think a bat. Because of your epic love of superheroes and batman. But mostly because, like a bat, you are super cute but also sometimes scary (:P) and I definitely think you would be something that could fly.

A butterfly would work too, though.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

I SHALL GO VOTE ASAP (omg, what am I doing here, I'm supposed to be write battling with Cherie).

*purrs* *nuzzles back* *licks*

OOOOH! BAT! I LIKE BAT! I even think Bats are adorable and kinda want one as a pet but I imagine that would be difficult. And it fits with my intense love of vampires since childhood! :DDDD I am pleased with this!

LOL. You are not the first person to compare me to a butterfly XD Though, I don't see how butterflies are sometimes scary. :P

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

LOL Go vote and then write!

♥ ♥ ♥

YES I THINK A BAT WORKS REALLY WELL FOR YOU.

Was the other person Kay? ;) And butterflies aren't sometimes scary (unless you look really closely at them), but they are sweet and wonderful like you.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

I'M TOO BUSY TALKING TO YOU AND CHERIE TO VOOOOTE XD

♥__♥!

I need cute icons of bats now XD

Yeah, it was her! And awwwwww *___* <333333333333333

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

XD Well do vote when you find the time!

♥____♥!

Yes. You do. And I need an icon of a coyote. >>

Hee, yeah I've talked to Kay about that for a bit.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

HEY, MY MOMMY IS A BUTTERFLY. I RESENT THAT.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

You resent the fact that I called your mother not-scary? Surely, that would be a compliment?

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

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MY READING COMPREHENSION IS NOT AWESOME AT 6:30 A.M.

PLEASE CARRY ON.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

LOL.

I don't know if we should continue to write battle. Obviously, I want to (BECAUSE I NEED TO FINISH THIS FUCKING SCENE, OMG) but you okay, bb? *pets* *kisses your nose*

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

LMAO.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

You would have a kodiak bear.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting scorp eats faces?

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. With love.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Can't argue with that logic! Or your icon. :D

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

Wow. I was wondering what a kodiak bear was it made me want a klondike bar. I don't eat faces, do I?

I feel really bad for that man.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Bela would totally have a lion or a leopard or some big cat as her daemon.

And how much do I love that icon? A FUCKING LOT.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

YEEES. Something regal but very scrappy too XD

TY! I always like it when people like my icons ^___^ Belaaaaa (she's been on my mind a lot lately XD)

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what a Kodiak bear is BUT I DON'T EAT FACES. I LICK THEM *licks your face*

I think I like bat best :D

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Bat it is then!

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

WHATEVS. I SEE SCORP WITH A MINIATURE KODIAK PADDING BY HER SIDE. YA'LL CAN'T TOUCH THIS NOISE.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

I still not entirely sure what a Kodiak is but I find this mental image so cute, I will allow it, even though I prefer to view myself as a bat :)

<33333333333333333

*touches your nose* *licks your nose*

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

OMG, THAT IS A LOW MOVE OF FAM.
*smug look*