Los Angeles, I'm Yours

[coyotesuspect]

 Oh, so, I've been in LA the last couple days for my grandma's 80th birthday. Heeeey. I love/hate this city. 

Sorry for being such an awful friend lately. Unless you are familiardevil  and talking to me about soccer, I probably have not been talking to you. (And this includes real life friends and my parents because I suck.)

BUUUUUT! I did go see Jonah Hex (that superhero cowboy movie with Megan Fox) with my cousin my first day here. 

OMG GUYS THERE WAS SURPRISE!JDM.

I was just sitting in the theater, thinking about what kind of daemon John Winchester (Supernatural/HDM crossover mmmmm) would have when BOOM! JDM on my screen. I was all :O :O :O I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS IN THIS MOVIE. Hand to god I dissolved into giggles right there.

He was talking about how he had to do *awful thing* because his father ordered him too! And his father was their commander, so he had to listen.

Like watching JDM audition for the part of Dean Winchester. Which I guess makes Josh Brolin Sam? They were definitely having a ~moment. 

The rest of the movie was, idk, ridiculous? Megan Fox was probably one of the best actors in it. The scene in President Grant's office with the eldest Bluth brother is fucking hilarious, and probably unintentionally so. There are lots of explosions and rock music riffs and you already know how it ends, the question is just what the civilian body count will be. 

And then my cousin and I did some stuff and went to a party where there was a midget playing beer pong. I know this is disrespectful to note and I'm being rude right now. But it was just so surreal. 

Related note! Why are most of the people I know in LA semi-dating drug dealers?

Um. Um. Um. Right before i left for LA, both the latest apocalypse of spnland  AND the SPN Femmeslash Exchange got wrapped up. I am going to pimp the shit out of spnland  later, but y'all should seriously go check out the Femmeslash Exchange. We got 50 wonderful gifts- fics, art, and fanmixes. The next round is coming up pretty soon, too, since familiardevil  and I have decided to move our exchange schedule around. :) 

Thank you again to everyone who participated, and especially to our pinch hitters. You guys rock my world.

Also, expect a SPN Femmeslash Friending meme sometime in the future. Love the ladies with other ladies? Love the ladies who love the ladies with other ladies? Then you'll love this. ;)  omg I think I lost the thread of that.

AND NOW FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS POST

*drumroll*

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, I AM IN LOVE.

But not with some stupid boy or girl. 

As you may or may not know, familiar and I have been watching the World Cup together and betting on certain teams. Then one day we we were watching Brazil play and were all, "Hey, that guy is fine!" And then "OMG Him too!"

Those players were Kaka and Nilmar. And even though I know nothing about them, I ship. the. fuck. out. of. them. I know they both 1) are hot and 2) play for the Brazilian national team. Apparently this is enough to ship them.

So familiar and I created this epic verse for them and started including other soccer players and surprise children and Adrianne Palicki and decapitating sharks as a past time. This is pretty much how I spent my day. 

BUT OMG YOU GUYS THIS PAIRING IS LIKE BEING ON SPEED. I AM SO UP RIGHT NOW AND FAMILIAR HAS ALREADY WRITTEN FIC (at our private comm, sorry guys ): ) AND THEN SHE MADE A MIX FOR THEIR EPIC LOVE AND IT IS SO PERFECT OMG. 

Speaking of soccer, I am so worried about America's chance to advance. The ref made such an awful call in the Slovenia game, that even in my Nilmar/Kaka haze of bliss I feel myself getting angry.

Someone please hold me. ):

WILL ANSWER COMMENTS AND PMs TOMORROWISH. (Or July; I am disappearing from the 25th to the 3rd to be a counselor AND OMG I WILL MISS SO MUCH OF THE CUP whyyyyyy)

Night! LOVE YOU.

ETA: Also, this? Least helpful poll ever. This is worse than a British election, Christ.

ETA 2: Laptop still broken, but apparently can be fixed for $200. Older brother said he will loan me the money and then bought me ice cream because I was ): Best big brother ever, y/y?

Comments

[bloodnfire.livejournal.com]

Omg I love surprise!JDM! I'm on a huge JDM kick at the moment and it is wonderful.

EEE spnland! EEEEEEEE femmeslash exchange! <33333333

*holds you* The World Cup is so excitingggggggggggg. Omg.

RE. ETA #1. SPACE AU. SPACE AU. SPACE AU. I WILL ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF YOU UNTIL YOU WRITE THAT STORY. I AM NOT JOKING, I WILL HARASS YOU CONSTANTLY.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, FUCK YOU SO HARD. NOW I WANT TO PLAY THE "WHAT KIND OF DAEMON WOULD EVERY FICTIONAL CHARACTER EVER HAVE?" GAME. F!

I hereby move all of the votes for Superhero to Non-AU since Superhero has the least votes and obviously all of those people's second choice would be Non-AU. WOW, THAT LEAVES NON-AU WITH A 14 VOTE LEAD.

I want your big brother to be my big brother, which is very lucky, since we were planning to have me be your Dad's surprise kid, anyway.

ETA: What the fuck was I thinking, not using my Surprise!JDM icon?

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

It is the first time it has ever actually happened to me!

IT WAS PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME.

EEEEE!!!! ♥

*clings to* OMGOMGOMG AND CONGRATS ON TIEING ITALY, BB. FUCK YEAH!

lololol I will write it! Someday! But the problem is you want space, scorp wants superhero, familiar and cherie want non AU. AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY. ;__;

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

I mostly just hate L.A. Place of evil, it is.

LOL, SURPRISE!JDM. That almost makes me wanna go see it.

Ewww, dating semi-drug dealers. BAD flashbacks to my bff's drug days D:

OMG, DAMN YOU. NO. NO. I DO NOT WANT THE FEMMESLASH EXCHANGE NOW. I DO NOT NEED THE FEMMESLASH EXCHANGE NOW. NO. I'M SO BUSY, JFC. I LITERALLY HAVE TO SCHEDULE MY WRITING AND I REALLY DON'T THINK I CAN DO EVERYTHING I PLAN ON DOING RIGHT NOW. I DO NOT NEED THIS FEMMESLASH EXCHANGE SO SOON. NO. NO. WHY GOD COYOTE, WHY? *weeps*

I'm down with friending memes, though :D

*holds you* I am sorry about American, sweetie :(

OMG, UNFAIR. UNFAIR. YOU JUST GET BACK FROM CHICAGO, THEN YOU GO LEAVE US AGAIN? FOR A WHOLE WEEK? THE 25TH IS SO SOOOON. WAI, COY, WAI? *clings to you all pathetic like*

ILU2.

You should go for superheroes. Do I need to bring out Scarjo again?

YAAAAAAY, LAPTOP. YAY OLDER BROTHER. HE SOUNDS AWESOME! Can I borrow him? I want an older brother tooo! Wow, that sounded kinda creepy, disregard that, it's late.

ILUUUUUUUUSFM <333333333333

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

I hereby move all of the votes for Superhero to Non-AU since Superhero has the least votes and obviously all of those people's second choice would be Non-AU

THAT IS SO MEAN. OMG. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! ;____;

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

SOME THINGS MATTER MORE THAN LOVE. LIKE MONEY. AND NON-AU J2 FIC WRITTEN BY COYOTE.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

DO IT DO IT DO IT. I figured Dean would have a wolf that sometimes manages to look like a big, playful dog. And Sam would have a raven/crow or something like that. AND THEY WOULD BE ALLOWED TO TALK TO EACH OTHER'S DAEMONS BECAUSE THEY ARE SOULMATES. And Sam's daemon is able to fly far away from him, the way witches' do and she would visit Dean and his daemon while Sam was at Stanford and be all, "He does miss you. Don't believe for a minute that he doesn't."

But I still don't know what John's would be. For some reason I want to say a jack rabbit, But IDK IDK

LOLOLOL UR LOGIX R GR8

YES THIS WORKS OUT QUITE WELL. WE WILL WELCOME YOU INTO THE FAMILY WITH OPEN ARMS. (lol and now I just realized it is my parents' 25th wedding anniversary today. Holy shit. CLEARLY THIS IS THE OPPORTUNE MOMENT FOR A SURPRISE!CHILD, Y?)

re: ETA: I don't know BUT I AM GLAD YOU CAME TO YOUR SENSES.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I know it's a dreadful hell hole of a place. But it's just so exciting and fun and it amuses me how big and loud and dirty and vibrant it is. And I love the SoCal vibe. But I would never want to live here.

LOL Wait for it on DVD, methinks. Surprise!JDM was the best part, and now I have ruined that for you. :P


DON'T BLAME ME. BLAME FAMILIAR. I wanted to hold sign ups in October and she was all, Noooo we should poll people. And now August is winning. FML.

THEY CAN STILL MAKE IT THOUGH. They have a decent shot at qualifying. I am just a worrier. I worry.

*clings back* Because I have to go be a counselor at Girls State bb. :*

ILYM.

NO NOT SCARJO I AM NOT RESISTING. (Though now familiar has incorporated ScarJo as a character in our soccerslash verse, so you may have lost that edge.)

HE IS AWESOME. And, lol, sure! That is not the first time I've been asked that BECAUSE HE IS PRETTY AWESOME.

<3333333333333333333333 RIGHT BACK AT YOU.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

OMG, COYOTE. MINE WOULD BE A WOLF. IT EXCITES ME SEXUALLY THAT DEAN AND I WOULD HAVE THE SAME DAEMON. But it so would be because when it looks all doggy like, it will remind him of his giant puppy soul mate brother and then when Sam is threatened it would be all protective mommy wolf gonna literally bite your face off. Their daemons would both be male and everyone would be like, "*cough*GAY*cough*"

AND SAM'S RAVEN MAKES MY HEART LEAP WITH JOY. *POINTS TO ICON* SAM'S DAEMON KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

You know, oddly enough, a jack rabbit makes perfect sense to me. I can just see that guy with a jack rabbit.

OMG. CAN I BE THEIR ANNIVERSARY PRESENT? THAT MAKES ME SMILEEEEEEEEEE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS. IT MEANS A LOT TO ME.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

Do you hear that? That is the sound of your Scorpie's heart breaking.

*shuffles away in a corner to weep*

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

MINE WOULD BE A COYOTE (lol) WHICH IS LIKE A WOLF. :D

YES. DEAN'S DAEMON WOULD BE VERY PROTECTIVE MOMMY WOLF AND FML I WANT TO WRITE THIS.

<333333 SAM'S DAEMON IS ALL FOR THE BUTTSECKS.

Yeah, idek. But for some reason a big, ragged eared jack rabbit is working for me. Something that starts out all sweet and innocent but can also be tough and mean as hell.

WHAT WOULD MARY'S BE?

And how would demons and angels work? Like, when they possessed a vessel, would the vessel's daemon change too?

LOL YES YOU CAN. SURPRISE! NEW DAUGHTER!

ALWAYS BB. :*

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Oh, bb. Don't be like that. *cuddles* No matter which I choose to write, they will all be written eventually.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

NEVER EVER LIVE THERE. IT TERRIFIED ME JUST TO DRIVE THROUGH IT.

Do not worry, I checked the spoilers of my own free will (and I wasn't even planning to see it at all until you mentioned JDM XD).

THERE WAS A POLL? SO UNFAIR, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS. *should check flist more often*

BUT, OMG, I AM SO BUSY. I mean, I can maybe manage sign-ups in August BUT I'M DOING THREESOME EXCHANGE TOO. AND I WANTED TO BE FREE FOR FALL AFTER THAT TO WRITE IDEAS IN MY HEAD THAT I HAVE NOT GOTTEN A CHANCE TO, AND THEN DO YULETIDE. WOE. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TIME IN THE WORLD.

I shall miss you. So much *clings to your ankle* Have fun, though!

OMG, THAT IS A LOW MOVE OF FAM. JFC, WHAT ELSE DO I THROW AT YOU? You should put Scarjo in your Superhero AU and make her some sort of memetic badass, like Chuck Norris.

I LOVE YOU MORE *LOVES ON*

P.S. I am now super curious to what sort of Daemon you think I would have :)

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

LOL. I mean, heartbreaking over the fact that Cherie wants to give away my vote for Superheroes to Non-AU. Not over it not being written first.

*iz not really heartbroken but now my plan to guilt trip Cherie with wibbles won't work*

And don't worry, sweetie, ALL OF YOUR IDEAS ARE MADE OF EPIC AWESOME and I will enjoy reading them all (I just really, really love superheroes) :* :* :* :*

*cuddles back*

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, COYOTE. IF I HAD MONEY, I WOULD PAY YOU TO WRITE THIS. SIHAFJDOIJFDIOFJDOSIJFOIDJFOIDJF. PLEASE. I WILL LITERALLY LET YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME AT WINCON. LITERALLY. ANY WAY YOU WANT. LITERALLY.

Uh, I kind of like the whole daemons thing. *cough*

Mary would have a house cat. *nod nod nod*

I think the angel think would toast them. Like, you know how Raphael's vessel was zapped when he wasn't inside of him (thank God we forgot about that weird ass stipulation after the one episode it was in)? That's what happens to people when they've been possessed by an angel, because it kills their daemon. But with demons, the demon controls the daemon, even though it's ust as angry in there as the meatsuit. Only, if a little kid with an unsettled daemon is possessed, it will change into whatever suits the daemon, which is a great way for hunters to spot demon possessed kids, and one of the reasons only really sick puppies like Lilith possess kids in that universe.

Nope. Not getting too into this. *whistles and walks off*

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

LOL Both my parents are from there, so maybe I just feel an ~affinity.

XD Well that works out well then. Though, fair warning, he's only in it for like five minutes.

It's still open! GO VOTE AND SAVE ME THE STRESS OF RUNNING AN EXCHANGE IN AUGUST.

*soothes and pets*

SHE IS FULL OF LOW MOVES. SHE IS A SEDUCTIVE WENCH. LMAO I really should

*purrs and nuzzles you*

Hmmm. I think a bat. Because of your epic love of superheroes and batman. But mostly because, like a bat, you are super cute but also sometimes scary (:P) and I definitely think you would be something that could fly.

A butterfly would work too, though.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

You would have a kodiak bear.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

And how would demons and angels work? Like, when they possessed a vessel, would the vessel's daemon change too?

I think I actually read a fic like this once, a crossover with HDM and it was Wincest too. It was pre-season 3, I think. Possession didn't work that well, because it was easy to tell if a person was possessed because the daemon would flicker or something. And Dean selling his soul was sealed with the crossroads demon doing something to the daemon. I can't remember what but I remember it left Dean feeling very, very unsettled.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

o___o

If you ever find this again, I demand you link me.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting scorp eats faces?

[ai-kizu.livejournal.com]

I'm getting worried about England's from peoples' reactions on facebook (which is apparently my update for World Cup news now) they aren't doing so well. I will watch their match tomorrow though. This is the only time I get to watch football really and I am in the wrong country T_T;;;.

People have shipped for less SRSLY. Also it's footie they all get super excited when one of them scores a goal sometimes it is really hard not to ship them *cough*.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. With love.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Seriously loling right now. Clearly the proper thing to happen here is for you to get a job and me to become your kept woman writing bitch.

Uuuuuugh. *adds to wip list*

I like a house cat for Mary. :D

So it would be really easy to tell who was an angel, hmmm. And man, I bet that would creep the shit out of people.

I LOVE your stuff on the demons' daemons (hee!). Especially the part about kids.

Hmm, but that means when S4!Ruby possessed Gen's meatsuit, she wouldn't have a daemon attached.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

I SHALL GO VOTE ASAP (omg, what am I doing here, I'm supposed to be write battling with Cherie).

*purrs* *nuzzles back* *licks*

OOOOH! BAT! I LIKE BAT! I even think Bats are adorable and kinda want one as a pet but I imagine that would be difficult. And it fits with my intense love of vampires since childhood! :DDDD I am pleased with this!

LOL. You are not the first person to compare me to a butterfly XD Though, I don't see how butterflies are sometimes scary. :P

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Can't argue with that logic! Or your icon. :D