PSA

[coyotesuspect]

Dear World,

I have the best wife ever. Past, present, or future- in all the universes that were and are and will ever be. She surpasses every other person who has ever lived and loved.

Please try to contain your jealousy.

-Coyote

Comments

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

Your pain was very inspiring.
I guess this makes you my muse.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Or it makes my pain your muse.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

No, you will be my muse. I will erect penises and statues in your name. The spiders have already begun the temple.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I should be the one erecting you statues. That was amazing. I was *______* the entire time. BELLY RUBS. NILMAR BEING THE SWEETEST PERSON EVER. CUDDLING ON THE COUNTER. BANTER. KAKA BITING AT HIS NECK. *flails* *falls off chiar*

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

I prefer penises, but okay.

I am so happy you liked it *happyface irl* I figured counter!cuddles was the best way to cheer you up :* I started writing it at cherie's fic but then I thought it might be rude to sneak attack her with soccerslash.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

My penis is always erect for you. :*

I loved it bb. I was so :D :D :D :D and the counter cuddling was perfect and EEK yes it made me so happy. You are amazing and perfect.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

Well then :D

You are amazing and perfecter :*

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

:D

[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] U LIE. :*

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

I MAY LIE ON OCCASION (like about tax breaks, or obama's penis size) BUT I AM NOT LYING NOW!

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

omg nilmmmmmmmmmmmmar

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

You know he's looking at Kaka in that icon.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

EEK

YES

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

cherie would have managed.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

She always does.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

It's all the sex. It makes her pliable.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

I wonder what it's like to be her. Never thinking with your upstairs brain...

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I think she enjoys it.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

I hope so, poor dear ):

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

Don't pity her, just accept her.

*sigh* I'm still not getting e-mail notifications.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

...

...

You know when you catch your friends shit talking you and then you feel BETRAYED?

Yeah, I know, too.

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I would feel bad, but you and familiar had a conversation about me having herpes earlier. ♥

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

I HAD IT, TOO. IT WAS COMMUNAL HERPES.

[familiardevil.livejournal.com]

But we love your penis's brain!

[coyotesuspect.livejournal.com]

I really fucking hate my mom sometimes.